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And even if you could, you wouldn’t want to.
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No more nanas?
Say it isn’t so…
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And to think we only spent $30,000 redoing ours.
What a deal…
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I can honestly say this is s a situation I’ve never had to stress over.
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Wombats rock.
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They rock, and apparently can use their butts like rocks. You have to love that.
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Cruise ships are floating germ factories.
And what’s up with the constant gastro distress? Is Chipotles doing their catering now…
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River's world..... 
Oh…..no news was used in reading this post! 🤣
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That’s good to hear.
👍
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Geez, WSJ, read the room. $100k just to remodel a room?!
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That IS the room they play to.
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Contracting and building supply costs are crazy, I couldn’t believe we spent what we did for so little…. but, yeah.
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“Crushed to death by a wombat butt” – Not the epitaph I had in mind.
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I suppose there are worse ways to go, but I take your point.
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Where do you find these “news” items?
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It’s a gift.
🤣
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😉
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OK, but where’s the tip for getting your bananas through airport security?
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You call your banana a sex toy and you’ve got it made.
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There’s always a loophole.
😉
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I’m afraid I don’t have any today…
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I hadn’t realized sex toys were a security risk – has a flight been hijacked by a wombat with super buns and a dildo?
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Not so much a security risk as that the agents will talk about you over drinks after work – or hold them up to show everyone while they point to you.
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Clearly, yes.
And THAT should have been my headline…
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I’ve never wanted to cruise (figure I’ll develop a NEEEEED to get off the ship the second that it leaves dock OR a crew member will toss me overboard), and even less since ship-borne illnesses became so common.
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Me neither.
Never been, don’t plan to go.
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“Prison with the option of drowning” – Billy Connolly
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🤣
Exactly!
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At one time a cruise sounded cool,not no more 🤢
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I wonder how to get a banana through airport security?
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Whoops. Alread ydone. Never mind…
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