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It probably won’t surprise you to learn my algorithms often give me cocktail recipes… which spellcheck just changed to ‘road pies’ for some inexplicable reason… and while I’m always up for new cocktail combos?
Things have taken a decidedly blue turn lately.
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I dislike cutesy… not to mention raunchy… names and won’t be ordering those anytime soon.
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River's world..... 
When people try too hard to be funny, the result is just the opposite.
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My thoughts too. 🥴
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Funny? Or outrageous? Either way, 👎!
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When i think of tasty i think of ass-
candy
Also i like how the other drink is racially specific
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Your idea of tasty and mine differ greatly.
🤣
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No they don’t. That’s why wrote it as ass- candy (that dash is a sarcastic pause)
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‘Road pies’ ? Who writes the spellcheckers?
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I don’t know, but mine is certifiable.
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Odd!!!
Amaretto + cocacola tastes like Dr Pepper.
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Captain Morgan and ginger ale that tastes like cream soda for me…
😉
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Also… I’m really confused by the witch drink’s name cause peach is usually beach… so maybe White Bitch on a Beach??
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Equally as awful.
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Yeah, I draw the line at Ass Candy. Crude. Not cute.
I think the most raunchy name for a cocktail aeons ago when I was a barkeep, was a “Strip and Go Naked”
vodka, beer and lemonade
Not much finesse, but it got the job done ..
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I remember wanting a drink called Me So Horny at a funky bar in NY state. I pointed to the cocktail list for my choice but the bartender wouldn’t mix it unless I spoke it out loud.
I had a martini instead.
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The same goes for a blow job which is a shot of kahula and whipped cream that one must drink without your hands.
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Ugh.
No thank you…
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Gross. 😀
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Guessing the Buttery Nipple isn’t your thing either?
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You guess correctly.
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Ass candy is just gross. The first drink I had with a name was a Harvey Wallbanger, a sweet concoction which, after imbibing several, could have you banging a wall!
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🤣
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Not great names, I agree.
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Wow, I wasn’t aware there was anything more raunchy than “sex on the beach.”
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There are. Trust me…
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Raunchy cocktail names seem to go back to at least the ‘80’s (okay, there’s something a little suggestive about the word “cocktail” too) but my favorite cocktail name is still The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The bartender I knew who made it said “It’s green and can kick your ass.”
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When I was younger, I liked a Cambodian Cluster F Word. I wouldn’t order it that way so just said Cambodian.
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How many colors do witches come in?
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I’m not sure I want to know…
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One part sambuca, one part Irish Cream liqueur and a cherry on top… That’s all I have to say.
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