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I live for this level of ridiculousness.
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Politicians have been doing it for decades, I don’t see why amphibians can’t.
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Casio can suck it.
Lord Dudley concurs.
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And I thought the giant baby we elected was bad…
Yikes.
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I would not.
They’re way too cute.
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Well, there goes my plan to survive the next four years.
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And people think I’m nuts for putting a harness on our cat.
Geesh.
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I was six the day I went around to the side of the house to see my father watching a headless chicken run around in a loose circle. I wasn’t traumatized but my three other personalities were…
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It’s nice when your alternates pick up the slack. Very helpful in headless chicken situations…
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They assure me that’s why they’re there and not to get me to burn stuff…
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That’s (somewhat) reassuring…
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No trick to surviving without a head when the decisions are under the control of a different body part. Secret to success in politics.
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But I think we’re supposed to go with our gut, and the incoming men seem to be stuck a bit lower.
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Haha – that’s true.
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Yet some more news I didn’t use, so thanks!
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You’re quite welcome.
😊
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No escaping via alternate timelines? Pooh!!!
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I have a feeling I’m going to need one soon…
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Here’s an alternate timeline that might actually help you: Villa Vie Residences is allowing Americans to ‘skip forward’ through Donald Trump’s presidency with a four-year cruise.
Pretty strong argument for developing sea legs if you ask me.
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Trade 4 years of djt for 4 years of norovirus? Hard to choose.
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Pretty much a no-win, but I’d still take the virus.
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Clever.
But I’m not a cruise person…
Sad, that.
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The wildlife trade rats remind me of the giant ones who sniff out landmines. Pretty cool!
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Where do you find these odd bits of trivia?
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Don’t encourage her! 😉
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😅
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They pop up on my Apple News feed.
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Nigel concurs as well, how ridiculous.
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Maybe they can teach the rats to sniff out grenades or bombs for the war and save some of our military.
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Don’t they have dogs for that…
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Yes, but truthfully, I would rather have large rats die verses dogs.
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Good point.
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Sigh. I just know AI faux pets are going to be yet another thing we teachers have to spend precious class time telling kids to “put in your locker and don’t bring it back to school.” It’s always something.
Agree, hedgehogs are too cute to eat, and I love almonds, but that hedgehog cookie looks dangerous to my soft palate. Pass.
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AI will be the end of us, and it’s getting harder and harder to avoid.
Sigh.
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