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Having only had cats as pets for the past 20 years, I was completely unaware the following service was available for dog owners.
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Yes, there’s a company that will come to your house and dispose of Fido’s waste for a fee.
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After seeing this advertisement and having a good chuckle?
I did further research.
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Poopocalypse?
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Kudos to the marketing teams.
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Free belly rubs.
Who doesn’t love that?
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Yes, there really is a company called Doody Calls.
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They even have a truck.
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River's world..... 
Oh yeah, these companies have been around for a while now.
Thanks to my knee/back issues, I desperately need a litterbox service! Too bad that I can’t afford one!!
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I had no idea this was a thing.
Color me surprised…
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Prob helps that I live between areas where people can afford tgose services!
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I’ve heard of it before but haven’t seen such a service around here… Pretty ingenious! I wonder how they’re doing, financially, especially those who invested in a vehicle with marketing slogans…
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If someone’s picking up poop only once a month, I’d hardly call that yard a poop-free paradise.
Hmmm… I wonder if someone will come do my daily litterbox scoop. 😉
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Perhaps it’s a small, extremely constipated dog…
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Wow, it sounds like they take their job seriously, lol. They sure do know how to advertise the business 🤣.
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Can you imagine putting that work experience on your resume?
6 years scooping poop.
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I’d be stunned if we had any businesses like that around here. Nobody picks up dog poo in this redneck town, and the only ones who care are the people unlucky enough to step in it…
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Maybe you could start one.
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I like the promise of your title much better than their puns!
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🤣
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Today’s post is for you River 😁
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My questions: why do they want all that doffie-doo, and what do they doo with it? Are they making it into some kind of fertilizer, tnus making money on both ends of the process? Or are they just collecting it and storing it to use at the next church burning. I hear dried dogsh*t burns really hot!
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I can’t imagine doing anything with it other than dumping it somewhere else… but that’s a good question.
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I’d sign up for the belly rubs alone!
Oh, wait…dogs only. Damn fine print.
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I think you should ride along with them and write a series of posts called The Doody Chronicles by Howdy’s daughter Dilly Doody!
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As tempting as that is, I think I’ll pass for now..
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Wow. I trained my dogs to use only one area of the yard as their toilet and it’s right next to the trash cans. I feel pawsitively frugal!
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My ex-wife worked for a company like that while we were in the process of separating. Shows what kind of job a Bachelor’s degree in Psychology will get ya…
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I’d say she was overqualified… but maybe not.
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I have seen a poo clean-up service running around our neighborhood. They work out of a van. It lets me know where our pugs can poo without me having to bag it up, so yeah, it works for me. 🙂
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Ha!
That’s brilliant…
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We had for dogs, and we never waited a week to pick up in the yard.
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Waiting that long would be like walking through a mine field. One wrong step… boom!
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Hilarious! Can you imagine?
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