Tag Archives: dogs

Not dead dogs, a motorcycle momma, and New Jersey flashbacks.

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This first picture was on the Facebook page of the Island where I used to live… and it made me laugh.

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It’s from a visiting veterinary service but look, we share a name. Though she definitely wears it better.

Also from the Island, a party invitation.

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The ‘I’m Still Not Dead’ party. Wouldn’t want to miss that.

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Believe it or not this ancient picture is of my husband’s mother on a Harley. That’s her driving the middle one. It was taken in 1944 and she was wearing a custom made white leather jacket.

What a hoot.

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Our lawn is browning in weird spots thanks to the summer drought. His Lordship checked out the dead grass on a recent walk and alerted me to a disturbing fact.

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The woodchucks have dug a burrow under the cement cover to our septic tank access.

This may not end well, for anyone.

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In other news, I’ve discovered a funny Facebook page that reminisces about the good old days in the Garden State and it makes me miss my crazy childhood.

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Jungle Habitat was bizarre. You paid admission and drove through the park in your car. You couldn’t get out and let me tell you…. as I kid? I definitely didn’t want to. I remember ostriches ferociously pecking at our windows, a baboon trying to rip off the windshield wipers and a chimpanzee masturbating on the hood of our station wagon. It was a strange form of family entertainment to say the least.

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Cinnamon crumb coffee cake.

I buy it today, but it never tastes the same.

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Well, sh*t….

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Having only had cats as pets for the past 20 years, I was completely unaware the following service was available for dog owners.

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Yes, there’s a company that will come to your house and dispose of Fido’s waste for a fee.

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After seeing this advertisement and having a good chuckle?

I did further research.

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Poopocalypse?

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Kudos to the marketing teams.

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Free belly rubs.

Who doesn’t love that?

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Yes, there really is a company called Doody Calls.

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They even have a truck.

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Pugs for the win.

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Having driven by this tiny brewery multiple times, the husband and I decided to drop in and try it the other day.

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It’s small, and colorful.

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Even their creative tasty beer is color coded…

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To the colorful flight tray.

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We spent a pleasant 2 hours sampling, drinking and chatting with the owners, a very nice young couple… who happen to live in our town.

They’re beer lovers and dog lovers.

Unfortunately the brewery’s mascot wasn’t there that day.

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But his picture was.

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And I came home with some fun pug inspired swag.

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News you can’t use.

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I live for useless.

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Sadly I don’t pay extra for Apple News, so if you need to know why Fido’s poop is pointing north? You’re on your own. My algorithms already hate me, I don’t need more excrement suggestions.

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Of course she did.

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If one of them is a nice leather hobo with exterior pockets, watch out. I may be scouting you for future harvest.

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I’m not sure I want to know what Lord Dudley Mountcatten is thinking. I have enough trouble sleeping already…

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I have never felt the urge to loose my bowels upon bookstore entry..

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The bathroom is the one and only place I don’t read… so I don’t actually get it.

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News you can’t use.

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Useless and chuckle worthy is my goal.

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I must be part Labrador… because all this extra weight I’m carrying can’t be my fault.

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What a deal.

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I can’t say I’ve ever had any great desires to visit Detroit… but now I kind of do.

Singing pork products are hard to find.

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And so it begins…

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Someone probably did, but I’m guessing it wasn’t this guy.

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