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Useless is how I roll.
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It’s a public service I provide here.
You’re welcome.
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I love stupid criminals.
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Their kids, or in my case… their wives.
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Are turtles a sought after black market commodity in Canada?
How strange.
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Mother in laws.
They don’t even try to be subtle.
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Okay people, sh*t just got real.
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River's world..... 
Cracking up until the final meme, news I DON’T want to use. JUST NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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That was definitely not good news!
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First they came for the cigars…
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It’s a slippery slope…
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On that kids and boomers stuff one: Those same damn kids spent 18 years collecting stuff that they left for us to take care of (and fix), So this is just payback. We old-timers call this Karma (which is an old Greek term for “revenge”, I think).
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We don’t have kids, but my husband has hoarded enough for 6….
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Hoiw about Sanskrit, not Greek. Though it is Greek to most people.
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I would LOVE to see how Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys would’ve handled “turtle smugglers”…
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The Tantalizing Case of the Trafficked Testudines.
Sure to be a hit.
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Canada (certain parts, anyways) has an abundance of turtles. We don’t need any imports! Now I gotta look for this article to find out how many turtles she could get into her kayak 😂.
Deb
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Ha!
Happy searching…
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I wanna know, was the kayak in the water, with the turtles biting her toes, or on top of her car, where a turtle could poke its head up to watch the scenery? Another stupid criminal.
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If ever there was a reason to sign up for a Total Wine credit card, now’s the time.
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Well as usual, I couldn’t use any of this news. So thank you for another Monday of useless news, lol.
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No problem.
Happy to help start your week off right…
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I keep being amused by the Corona/Modelo price headlines… I strongly dislike both!
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I don’t care about those, but don’t interrupt my tequila flow!
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You can have my share of that too!
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I’ll take it!
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I don’t know how we’re going to live through another four years of T. Nor do I understand a woman who deliberately sabotages her relationship with her son over vegetarianism. She’ll be sorry.
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Speaking of stupid criminals, i love the story about the pickpocket who used a stolen bank card to withdraw money, then used his own bank card to deposit it right back into the bank. (I guess the original card owner kept their code attached to their card so they wouldn’t have to memorize it!) It takes all kinds. They probably both voted for Trump!
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That’s so bad, it’s good.
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That was wrong not to feed her sons wife. She could have just bought something Vegan if she didn’t want to cook it.
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What’s the shelf life of Modelo?
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At room temperature? 6 months.
Refrigerated? 2 years.
Either way, you’re screwed.
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Damn.
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