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Because we all need a break from political news.
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And it’s a sad state of affairs when even gate lice are preferable.
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These are the kind of problems I want.
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I think the more important question is why did no one notice he was dead for four days? But it was Wells Fargo, so enough said.
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I think you just did.
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That is too disturbing to contemplate.
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Not having children, I was unaware this is a common ailment during pregnancy. Wonder if it’s accompanied by rumbles of thunder…
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Not the kind of meet cute story you want to tell your grandchildren.
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Wow – tough job finding one I want to comment on. We did have a few people in a part of our office where no one went on a regular basis. I hope they’re alive.
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I always knew Nicole Kidman had a tough life, but I didn’t know things had gotten this bad for her.
So now I don’t just have to worry about bedbugs at the hotel – I have to worry about lice at the airport. Travel really is stressful.
I guess that now, whenever I experience any aches, pains, or medical problems, I can cheer myself up with “At least I don’t have Lightning Crotch.” I’ll try that tomorrow at my physical therapy appointment.
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I read the airport article awhile back. “Gate lice” is a term for people who crowd the gate and try to board early, it’s not bugs. Phew!!!!
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Aah, I see. Someone invented a newfangled term for an age-old problem. Well, I can handle that much better than the actual bugs. Thanks for enlightening me!
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It was a relief… I rarely travel but wasn’t about to risk getting lice!!
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There’s always a silver lining…
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I’m not sure I want to know about the Cockroach. That’s disgusting.
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I actually feel bad for Nicole Kidman. Some directors will spend way too much time on sex scenes.
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I’m having a hard time working up sympathy for being paid millions to orgasm…
🤣
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Well, Nicole can send those my way.
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What? C’mon, no alien abductions?
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Not yet…
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🤣 for everything except the roach 🫣😬
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I saw most of these headlines in my news feed; but it takes Rivergirl to assemble them into a meaningful (or is it meaningless?) whole.
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Meaningless. Totally meaningless is the goal…
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Goodness, how times have changed. In my day, we saved the butt plugs for the second date.
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Riiight?!? LOL. I’m a proud perv, but that one shocked me.
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“Proud perv.” It’s like you’re peering into my soul!
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Twinsies!!
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Pervsies!
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Ah, tradition.
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The Wells Fargo in question is close to us. They finally discovered the body because of the smell.
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Eww.
🥴
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I guess it’s true – cockroaches can survive anything.
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Lighting crotch is REAL people. As someone who has had three boys, I can attest!
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