When I turned 50 a friend gave me a ball and club, telling me I was too old for the sports I played. When she turned 50 I gave them back, saying I was still too young for golf but she was old enough. She is an avid golfer. I’m still not old enough. I haven’t played since I played barefoot in the early morning dew as a teen.
I’ve read that llamas are smart and will copy what they see humans doing. Farmers have to be careful when opening gates because llamas will watch them and learn how to let themselves out. They’ll be playing golf soon is what I’m saying.
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Oh my God! I live on a golf course! This could add a whole new dimension to morning coffee out overlooking the fairway.
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Absolutely!
Maybe it’s time to have a chat with the owners…
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That does make the concept a lot more interesting.
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TAKE MY MONEY!$!
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Right?
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Do they advise how to play a shot?
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I think that costs extra…
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When I turned 50 a friend gave me a ball and club, telling me I was too old for the sports I played. When she turned 50 I gave them back, saying I was still too young for golf but she was old enough. She is an avid golfer. I’m still not old enough. I haven’t played since I played barefoot in the early morning dew as a teen.
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I’ve never felt the urge…
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Oh I would be down with that 😁 my wife and I once stayed in a b&b with an attached alpaca farm with a lone Llama named Larry.
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Awww!
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Yeah i called out to Larry the Llama and he came trotting over to me. The b&b was okay at best..but the animal aspect was very cool
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I do play golf and that would be next level!
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It really would…
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Llamas are a particularly cuddly animal! They spit and have temper tantrums. Particularly if you’re using the wrong club!
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Ha!
Everyone is a critic…
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I’ve read that llamas are smart and will copy what they see humans doing. Farmers have to be careful when opening gates because llamas will watch them and learn how to let themselves out. They’ll be playing golf soon is what I’m saying.
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That’s even better!
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The only reason to golf would be a petting zoo.
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I went through a very brief smacking-balls-on-the-driving-range phase a long time ago. It didn’t stick.
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I’m hoping you’re talking about golf balls…
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God, I wish I was…
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