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More news.

All of it useless.

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Take that dog lovers!

Cats equal happiness.

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As hobbies go, I’m a bit puzzled.

But I can see the natural progression.

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I’m more interested in why someone tried to electrocute a pickle in the first place. Was their Netflix down…?

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Finally, an answer to the riddle of climate change.

Penguin poo.

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve had more than enough of Jeff Bezos and his ilk already.

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I’ll save you the trouble, it’s Amber Heard. Not that I care, just wanted to share what passes for news these days.

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