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Because even having Covid can’t stop my nonsense news.
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Inspiration?
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Epic oops.
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Talk about multi tasking.
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Finally… a use for artificial intelligence I can get behind.
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I know why.
Australia has wombats.
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Just when I thought our species couldn’t get any stupider.
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I don’t even want to tattoo my skin…. needles in my eyes?
Hell no.
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The latest trend in ocean fashion.
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Wow……and just no, lol. Thanks River, for your dedication to this weekly post even when your sick 👍.
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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will keep me from posting…
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The closest we come is politicians who speak through their anus. Maybe we should make them wear dead salmon hats.
I hope you are continuing to feel better.
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Dead salmon hats for Congress would be marvelous…
And thanks, we’re feeling a bit more human every day.
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Dead salmon hats not that unusual. Think what Davy Crocket wore.
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Just think how different childhood fantasies would have been had that been a skunkskin cap instead of a coonskin cap. (That thought made me Google it – you can buy a skunkskin cap!)
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True…
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Orcas also wore salmon hats in the 1980s, doubling the confusion. It literally seems like a fashion trend.
One of the laser eye surgeons that I worked with co-pioneered using laser to remove the top layer of color from brown eyes… everyone has blue underneath. It was an approved perm cosmetic procedure for a while. Dunno if it stopped due to peer pressure, regulation, or lack of consumers.
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I’ll stick with my hazel.
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Disney was notorious for hiding pornographic images inside their animated films and packaging (my ex had an original VHS copy of “The Little Mermaid” with a dildo in one of the castle walls), so I’m not completely buying the “oops!” excuse from the Wicked people.
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Whaaaaat?
I don’t remember Disney dildos when I was a child…
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I dread the possibility of cataracts and letting someone stick a laser or scalpel in my eye. To do it to change my eye color sounds horrendous.
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It definitely does!
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I had my eyes lasered back in about 96, when it was still new to North America. There was nothing to it. I fell asleep while it was happening. I was able to see without glasses for about 10 years, maybe 15. Then age crept up and now I sometimes need glasses, esp to watch TV. But it was nice while it lasted. And I don’t need coke bottlrs anymore, just regular lenses. Don’t hesitate if you need lasers.
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Thanks. No need for surgery now. But when I was acting, eye makeup was an ordeal. I had to keep my eyes closed while someone blew it dry or I’d tear up and it would run all over. Plus I had to keep them closed just when someone got that close to my eyes with a stick.
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Mind over matter. Laser surgery can be uncomfortable, so be prepared if you ever need it. But after a few seconds of not knowing what to expect, it was a breeze. Three times on each eye (because the freak I hired to do the deed was probably last in his class but they gave him a licence anyway! And a few years later that licence was taken away!) but even he couldn’t screw up the handling of the laser, I think nowadays it’s much harder to pass the training course.
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I wanna know what the wicked misprint was ?
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It was an error in a web address. The link was to a porn site instead of a Mattel site. By itself it was nothing – only if you typed it into your browser.
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Yeah i discovered that thanks
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See comment above yours 😁
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Further research is on you…
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I found it. They put Wicked.com instead of wickedmovie.com
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Ok the site should have been wickedmovie.com wicked dot com goes to porn 🤣
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The ridiculous eye surgery makes my head spin.
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You and me both.
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Hey there, sick one. Are you reading my blog from the beginning? Someone is, and you have all this miserable time on your hands. Thought I’d start my investigation with you.
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Sorry, it wasn’t me.
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Thanks for chiming in. This person is going through about 100 posts a day and has for the past four days, so they’ll run out soon. Maybe they’ll reveal themselves then.
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I’d like to think it’s a fan, but when that happens to me I’m usually flooded with spam shortly after.
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I was worried it was a bot, but it’s reading too slowly for that. You’ve had this same thing happen?
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I did, last year. Someone (thing) cruised through a large batch of my previous posts liking each one individually… and shortly after the spam ramped up to an alarming rate.
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That helps, thanks for the warning.
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Although of course it’s actually a book agent!
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Much better than spam, that.
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Now I’m intrigued. Not that I would ever intrude, but my blog is so lacking in continuity it just wouldn’t make sense to read it that way. So now I wonder what that blog would look like. No need to block me, I don’t stay where I’m not wanted and I never flame my host. The next weirdo you see may well be me. Have a very merry Christmas.
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You would not be intruding. In fact, I’m trying to edit my homepage so first-time readers get a better feel for the whole vibe, not just recent posts. If you do look and have feedback, I’d welcome it.
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Kenny is a lovable weirdo. No worries…
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OK no problem, glad to help
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Multitasker, whoa. It’s like something from a David Cronenberg movie. Good one today, thank you.
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You’re quite welcome.
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It makes sense that Mattel would send you to a porn site. I mean, with what these dolls cost, you are getting screwed. Ha! Made a funny!
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Ha!
Yes, you did.
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