News you can’t use.

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Because even having Covid can’t stop my nonsense news.

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Inspiration?

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Epic oops.

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Talk about multi tasking.

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Finally… a use for artificial intelligence I can get behind.

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I know why.

Australia has wombats.

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Just when I thought our species couldn’t get any stupider.

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I don’t even want to tattoo my skin…. needles in my eyes?

Hell no.

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The latest trend in ocean fashion.

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43 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Orcas also wore salmon hats in the 1980s, doubling the confusion. It literally seems like a fashion trend.

    One of the laser eye surgeons that I worked with co-pioneered using laser to remove the top layer of color from brown eyes… everyone has blue underneath. It was an approved perm cosmetic procedure for a while. Dunno if it stopped due to peer pressure, regulation, or lack of consumers.

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  2. Disney was notorious for hiding pornographic images inside their animated films and packaging (my ex had an original VHS copy of “The Little Mermaid” with a dildo in one of the castle walls), so I’m not completely buying the “oops!” excuse from the Wicked people.

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    1. I had my eyes lasered back in about 96, when it was still new to North America. There was nothing to it. I fell asleep while it was happening. I was able to see without glasses for about 10 years, maybe 15. Then age crept up and now I sometimes need glasses, esp to watch TV. But it was nice while it lasted. And I don’t need coke bottlrs anymore, just regular lenses. Don’t hesitate if you need lasers.

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      1. Thanks. No need for surgery now. But when I was acting, eye makeup was an ordeal. I had to keep my eyes closed while someone blew it dry or I’d tear up and it would run all over. Plus I had to keep them closed just when someone got that close to my eyes with a stick.

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      2. Mind over matter. Laser surgery can be uncomfortable, so be prepared if you ever need it. But after a few seconds of not knowing what to expect, it was a breeze. Three times on each eye (because the freak I hired to do the deed was probably last in his class but they gave him a licence anyway! And a few years later that licence was taken away!) but even he couldn’t screw up the handling of the laser, I think nowadays it’s much harder to pass the training course.

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      1. Thanks for chiming in. This person is going through about 100 posts a day and has for the past four days, so they’ll run out soon. Maybe they’ll reveal themselves then.

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      2. I did, last year. Someone (thing) cruised through a large batch of my previous posts liking each one individually… and shortly after the spam ramped up to an alarming rate.

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      3. Now I’m intrigued. Not that I would ever intrude, but my blog is so lacking in continuity it just wouldn’t make sense to read it that way. So now I wonder what that blog would look like. No need to block me, I don’t stay where I’m not wanted and I never flame my host. The next weirdo you see may well be me. Have a very merry Christmas.

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      4. You would not be intruding. In fact, I’m trying to edit my homepage so first-time readers get a better feel for the whole vibe, not just recent posts. If you do look and have feedback, I’d welcome it.

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