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Use is a relative term.
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That’s odd. Most grandmas take their secret recipes with them.
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I know, I know.
You’re all an extra large…
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Damn.
All I ever find in ours is deer poop.
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That’s Elon’s idea.
I just know it.
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Karma is a bitch.
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Imagine how much crabmeat stuffing you’d need for that sucker.
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River's world..... 
I guess that family had to break the two-day limit on leftovers. Regarding the human blood houses on Mars, didn’t they try that in “The Thing (from another world)” I saw that when I was a kid – it fed on blood.
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Blood as food? Sci fi gold.
Blood as building material? Not so much…
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Really.
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Wonder if grandma’s grave stone wasn’t made out of fudge. I have seen fudge that hard.
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I don’t want that recipe. She can keep it…
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The bear got the last laugh.
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Good for the bear whos final act was killing the dude that killed him!
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Serves him right.
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Definitely intriguing headlines, but your captions underneath are the best.
Houses made out of human blood. Eww. Really? Ugh.
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Vampire carpenters, clearly…
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Clearly!
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More like Bantu slaves from South Africa, bled dry after his mansion was completed so no one would know where the panic room was built.
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LOL @ extra large! I used to hook up with a guy who wanted to believe he was oh soooo big. I bought xl condoms and his ego didn’t do well.
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🤣
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I went out with a guy who was so small, the Condom could have fit a doll.
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😳
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A friend did too. It was in the 80s and after hearing the details, I still wonder if the guy wasn’t FTM transgender.
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There’s a name for guys who wear rubbers that don’t fit…Daddy.
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Indeed.
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LOL, over “Elon’s idea” and extra large for all.
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My partner certainly isn’t wearing the wrong size condom! 😜
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