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But if you can use it, I’m not sure I want to know.
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Admit it, we’ve all known men like this.
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I call foul.
My diet includes burgers and martinis… and I don’t look at all like that.
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Entirely… or at all?
Yikes.
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Holy Hell…
That’s a python and a half.
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After.
So everything was fine during the sex with 620 men?
😳
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River's world..... 
Regarding Jennifer Aniston, that’s a great example of a massaged truth. She probably has one burger and one martini . . . per year. Also, she does (and recently became the spokeswoman for) the Pvolve exercise system, which I use as well, and I surely don’t look like that. Genes + eating next to nothing + exercise + extraordinary societal pressure = Jennifer’s body.
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That must be my problem.
Not enough societal pressure…
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The thought of that alligator is enough to keep in the northeast. The porn star averaged less than a minute per man – not much sleep.
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Agreed. I’d rather battle snow than alligators and pythons…
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Ok, my maths isn’t great, but I make that 45 seconds each. I wouldn’t even get my socks off…
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Assembly line sex isn’t for the faint hearted… or slow undressers.
🥴
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I walked into a room once where such an event was taking place. The guys were standing in line with their pants already off. I walked back out, and barfed ny guts out. That isn’t sex! I don’t know what to call it, but the woman was the one who was counting the guys, so she was in charge. I never touched a woman for two years after that!
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After the daily Mail story, the Nathan’s Coney island hot dog eating contest seems like a bit of a letdown. A bit…anticlimactic, non?
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Oui.
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As for the Jennifer Aniston diet, you forgot to add she does strength training as well, lol. AND she has millions to go under the knife to “look” healthy and young. So I too call foul!
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I’m not greedy…. I don’t need plastic surgery, a home gym or a personal trainer, but a chef to cook healthy meals I’d actually eat would be great.
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Couldn’t resist delving into the pig bladder story. Apparently it was a treatment for constipation.
“They prescribed an enema – a pig’s bladder with a greased metal tube fixed in it, which was inserted into the king’s anus; the bladder contained a pint of a solution of salt and herbs. It would stay so inserted for two hours. Sound hideous. But, apparently, it worked. Henry retired to bed, and as Heneage reported”
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I’m not sure if I should thank you for these details….
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The last time I saw an article purporting to share Jennifer Anniston’s dietary habits, she was eating nachos and drinking margaritas. Not saying it wasn’t true, nor that this burger and martini thing isn’t true… but maybe she had a few bites/sips ONCE in her life? 🤷♀️
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One nacho, one margarita sip…
Per month.
Maybe.
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I once blogged about a 105 y/o Texas woman whose secret to longevity involved regular bacon eating. She was kind of my idol, come to think of it…
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As well she should.
Bacon is life.
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Jennifer Aniston probably eats frog burgers, sips gin martinis and then has sex with 600 men and that’s how she stays in shape! Maybe she has a pig’s bladder attached to her anus as well. I dunno – when I was 54 I’d had it with trying to have a body beautiful. As long as I don’t look like Jabba the Hut, my hubby seems content.
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Way to tie the news together. A trifle disturbing, but not out of the realm of possibility.
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Got some serious speculating going on here. It sort of puts me in mind of my sisters going on about what a herd of heifers those Charlie’s Angels were. Good thing she never did anything to me, I’d have to make up some real mean shit.
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