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No one can.
But here we are…
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John Bobbit is green with envy.
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And all these years I thought it was a reusable appendage.
Who knew?
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I’d rather not, but thanks.
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I’m guessing that would be chicken.
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I know wine improves with age, but urine…?
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Those would have been some seriously disappointed builders.
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I watch The Last of Us, that’s not all the fungi could be doing.
😳
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This is impressive, considering he died almost a year and a half ago.
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But dead or not..
It’s hard to disagree.
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And now I’m singing Detachable Penis. Oh well, I always liked that song
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That’s an earworm I definitely don’t need.
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She wasn’t kidding.
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For once I’m glad it says video unavailable…
🤣
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I hope there wasn’t any significance to the McDonald’s story following the exploding poo story. I’m staying clear of all of these this week. Thanks for the news.
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Make of it what you will…
🤣
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While nudibranchs have been my favorite critters since I first encountered them 40 years ago, that is not the reason, nor was it something I knew.
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You’re welcome.
😊
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Your are absolutely right, I didn’t use any of this news…lol
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Another week, another perfect score.
👍
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There must be somewhere we can use these factoids? I don’t think I’d be a hit though repeating them at ladies’ coffee.
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Unless each new penis is larger and thicker than the previous one, the whole thing seems pointless.
So to speak.
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McNuggets have celery salt…i always considered them sausage mcnuggets never tasted anywhere remotely like chicken-ground-shredded or whole..those are so gross
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That goes for most of McDonalds food.
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🤢🤮 i agree
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Well, good to know you’ve heard of our local bottle of piss over there 🤣
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Good news travels.
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They took several months deciding that it wasn’t rum apparently
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I doubt it would have taken me that long…
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😂
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