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When you’ve been happily married for 41 years, Valentine’s Day passes quietly. A few cards, some flowers and a kiss usually suffice. We tend to avoid the overcrowded restaurants offering kitschy two for one meals and definitely bypass heart themed gifts.
Like these made for men.
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Laser engraved meat.
How romantic.
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Because nothing says I love you like highly salted and over processed meat petals.
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Yeah..,
No.
I won’t be giving my guy any of these items, but please make sure to blog about it if you do.
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River's world..... 
Damn I am sure there will be girls out there rushing for those items be not so much 🙂 A card and kiss and maybe a new hot sauce though.
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Keeping things spicy?
Nice…
😉
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lol
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🤢 No thanks on the jerky. Our V-day will be homemade cards, her favorite meal cooked by me Meatloaf & sliced potatoes with onion on the side, finished with sharing 10.7 OZ of Telenti Cookies & Cream Layered Gelato
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Sounds yummy!
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I’ll admit, had I known about the meat bouquet before we went veg, I might have considered it. Now, of course, unthinkable.
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I prefer bouquets less meaty.
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I suppose there’s always the Edible Arrangements fruit and chocolate bouquets. Healthy, delicious, romantic, and slaughter-free.
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I’ve sent a few of those in the past, but they’re unavailable in our area now.
😡
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Bummer.
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Gross. 😶
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I’ll pass. If I buy anything edible, it will be chocolate.
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Is this the new Incel mandate? Real men can’t have chocolate or flowers? White men, are you okay?!
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No flowers, no cards, no meat etchings for us. V-Day is just another day.
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EEEWWW!
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Our Valentine’s Day consists of cards. If I give my husband a card, and he forgot, he’s embarrassed!
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I actually wouldn’t mind receiving that “Naughty Meat Hearts” box from my girlfriend 😅
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Show her my blog… you know, as a subtle hint.
😉
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I haven’t celebrated Valentine’s Day in the last 8 years. Guess that’s one advantage/disadvantages to being Single.
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Yeah, I think I will order one and send it to a Vegan. You know, really send that message “I care”
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You could.
But a quinoa and tofu box of treats may be headed your way….
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Not my kind of hearts or flowers. Ughhhh.
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