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News you can’t use.

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And really, why would you want to?

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This begs the question why.

But on second thought, I don’t think I want to know.

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The remedy for overly salted Spam should be the same for everyday, run of the mill Spam.

Throw it out!

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I’ve been reading a lot about extraordinary fungus lately.

I also watch The Last of Us…. so this troubles me mightily.

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I don’t care for chimps. This can just be another reason why.

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Great. Like we don’t have enough to worry about already.

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Are there people too dorky to season their food? This seems like an awfully low bar for AI applications..

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As one does.

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28 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  2. I believe it about the chimps because I swear pooping is contagious in cats. The use the facilities for that particular purpose one after the other pretty much every single day. It’s like how the cycles of women who live together tend to mesh, so it goes with cats’ poop cycles. There. Now I’ve given you some news you can’t use. 😉

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    2. Hmmmm. We have 5 cats. Never noticed anything like that. But then, our cats squabble a lot. Each one thinks they should be top cat, and the 18 year old queane can ve a real bitch when she feels like it.

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  3. “As one does” is always my favorite comment. I recall applying it to my post of a woman sitting & changing her socks in the turn lane of an extremely busy road.

    Did you see the story about a door cam capturing the first recording of the sound of a meteorite hitting the earth?

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    2. It was the same one as in River’s picture. The popping sound was neat, eh? (Had to do that cuz the video was caught in Nova Scotia, not that far from River’s house relatively speaking.)

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  4. Who the hell is Julia Fox and why does anyone care what she wore or didn’t? Mushrooms playing instruments, well the apocalypse is indeed on the horizon as I too have watched the Last of Us, iRobot and the Walking Dead. In any case, I didn’t use any of this news so your on a roll River! lol

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  5. I wouldn’t argue, but I would suggest you can make a reasonably tasty breakfast sandwich with Spam, eggs and cheese. I haven’t had one in about 20 years, and a friend at the time made it because my wife won’t. Other than that, all the news is useless but I enjoyed the post. Well, not the yellow gloves part.

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  7. “The remedy for overly salted Spam should be the same for everyday, run of the mill Spam.”

    I have ten brothers and sisters, and every Saturday morning my dad cooked breakfast so mom could sleep late. One morning, he cooked us SPAM.

    “How do you like it” he asked, as we pushed the stuff around on our plates.

    “It’s okay.” was the best we could offer.

    “It better be,” he said, “When I was in the army, I lived on it for two years in New Guinea.

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