News you can’t use.

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Admit it, you look forward to this nonsense.

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See?

Nonsense.

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The Big Poo Review.

Nothing but hard news for my readers, yes sir.

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I never even knew we were talking.

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Of course she does.

She’s proud.

But the very next day?

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Don’t try this at home children.

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Moral of the story?

Butt crack piercing (predictive text changed this to ‘butt frack piercing’, which sounds even more painful) is not for the faint hearted.

Or faint butted.

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25 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. You’re right… I look forward to these!

    I totally forgot about the butt crack piercing. So strange! I wonder how she even learned of it! I’m pretty exposed to odd things and never heard of it before.

    8 times/day? I have no idea where I am on that scale… maybe 64 times in one day a week? 🤣

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  2. I do look forward to this nonsense. Who else is going to warn me not to have certain places pierced? I didn’t get an alert for this post. Did you do something to make WP angry? And, if this comment is duplicated, it’s their fault, not mine.

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  3. I look forward to it as well, on a Monday morning at work trying to get to being productive. This gives me a good laugh most of the time. Although, sometimes I think that this news we can’t use is full of the stupidest people on this earth. Cardi B being one of them, along with the Kardashian’s, several rappers who are currently in jail and the Presidency, useless takes on an entire new meaning, lol.

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