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Continuing with my cat theme..
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten steals my ponytail holders on a regular basis. If I take one off and place it on a table?
It’s gone.
Lord Dudley Mountcatten steals the bookmark right out of my book. It has ribbon on the end and if I lay the book down?
It’s gone.
Lord Dudley Mountcatten loves bacon and has been known to swipe sandwiches off my plate. If it’s within reach?
It’s gone.
What does your cat burglar steal?
And if you aren’t lucky enough to be owned by a feline… what does your dog, bird, iguana or hamster burglar steal?
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Tucker steals food. He knows how to jump on a chair to get on the table. My mantra “push the chairs in or your food will be in a beagle snout” is uttered more often than it should. 🥴
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Beagles are notorious food thieves. Ours knocked over a custom made cake from an expensive bakery my mother bought for a party when I was a child.
Splat!
The beagle was happy, my mother… not so much.
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Wayne steals shredded chicken, bacon and cheese. Charlie steals cat snacks and he’s even learned how to open the cabinet where I keep them and open the bag with his paws. He also likes to steal gummy bears, although he doesn’t eat them. He just hides them, I found a stash of hardened gummy bears when I moved the couch in the T.V room.
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Gummy bear thief.
That’s a riot!
🤣
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We had a cat who was all about batting pillows off the sofa or chairs. It wasn’t so much theft as it was a statement about my interior design decisions.
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Cats.
Ya gotta love them.
🤣
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I had a Siamese cat named Bratty (the one previously mentioned that nibbled private bits) who would take anything that I wore and it stash underneath the small table I had the phone on. Like if I was getting dressed and I put an article of clothing on the bed he would start to drag it off. When he was a kitten I caught him dragging one of my slippers, which was as bit as he was, to the telephone table. He also put the dish towels there. Miss Frankie Lulubelle liked to take my glasses and bat them around. BB was a food thief – I have a video of him, when we had him less that 24 hours, trying to steal a roast beef sandwich of the table. He was an orange cat so – food obsessed. He was always being threatened with being returned to the shelter but it didn’t faze him – FOOD!
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Oy so many typos! Typing with one hand while I eat breakfast with the other. Yes, I know it’s 11:30am and everyone else is eating lunch but I just got up.
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Lol. This is just my waking up time every day. But then, i don’t get to sleep till 2 or 3 AM.
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Me too! Last night I turned the light off around 3am, woke at 8:30ish, bathroom break, back to sleep, out of bed around 10:30-ish. I am most definitely a night owl.
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That sounds like a wonderful bunch.
💕
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Food. Any food. Mexican wedding cakes, maple cream pie, rice and tofu–NOTHING is safe on the counter if you turn your back for even two seconds.
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That seems to be a recurring theme..
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Tecumeeh will wait patiently for any bit of food from our meals, but when it comes to Turkey Kielbasa he doesn’t wait to be served. If he can’t get it out of the package he will take it out of the sandwich. A cat tgat lived with me years ago but eat corn on the cob WHILE I WAS EATING IT. She would stand on my lap and look me right in the eye while she munched away. Ping pong balls are a definite steal, as are small stuffed toys, no matter who the cat. SiSi loves to tear up toilet paper into tiny shtreds.
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Sharing a corn cob with a cat sounds like my perfect meal.
😊
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But she invited herself — without a serviette!
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my tuna fish.
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Nigel would open the fridge and use up all the I can’t believe it aint butter spray
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That’s an odd choice…
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Seems to be the ONLY human food he likes, ocassionally he’ll lap up can tuna water but he will come running from wherever when we use the i can’t spray bottle (corn on cob/veg/popcorn) cat’s i have had in the past liked bread, dairy, hot peppers, broiled chicken
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We have these stretchy silicone covers that go over bowls and opened cans of food. Cheddar loves to chew them. Gone!
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With that name, you’d think he’d want cheese…
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Busy steals bottle caps and Monkey steals Popcorn or Chips straight from the bag, if I’m not paying attention.
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We had a cat who adored potato chips and would come running when he heard the bag..
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Had a Golden who stole everything and apparently had goat in his DNA. Disposable razors, panty hose, corn cobs (one of the favorites) soda cans, you name it he tried or did eat it. Got to the point the Vet was like if it doesn’t come out by tomorrow, bring him in. The funniest was the pantyhose, went in suntan, came out nude and not even a snag to be seen. That dog was a trip
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Yikes!
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