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Because the news you can use is too depressing these days.
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He’s the devil.
I think that’s a given.
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Uh oh.
We just ordered a new one.
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Honestly, I try not to think about Elon Musk at all.
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Apparently he’s been paying some of the mothers of his children 15 million up front and $100,000 a month not to speak of them. One woman refused and gave up what amounts to $36,600,000 over 18 years to tell the truth.
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It’s evil, but we love it.
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Whaaaat?
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And now you know.
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This made me snort, but the fact that Amazon refunded her the $4,000 and let her keep the lollies tells me Junior may be doing it again.
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River's world..... 
I’m slightly disturbed by the “helping humans suffering from respiratory failure” statement. They’re gonna try to help them breathe through their butts??9
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Well, if your lungs don’t work…
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People have been talking through them for ages…
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I don’t think I want to know if Elon is using artificial/intrauterine insemination or if that many women agree to have sex with him.
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The only newsworthy story here is the order of Dum Dums by that kid in Kentucky. His poor mom though, I’d ground him for sure. Don’t even get me started on that morally corrupt Elmo Musk. The more kids he has the more they will hate him when they find out he’s not admitting to be their father. Ugh, that dude just grosses me out, yuck.
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He has 400,000,000,000 reasons to not give a crap what anybody else thinks. That is about 399,999,990,000 more reasons than I could have.
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Oh geez….another one….
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I cringe every time I hear Elon’s name.
Can you imagine having him as a father..?
That’s a lifetime of psychoanalysis.
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Don’t worry. You don’t have to sleep on your old mattress to preserve your marriage, but you do need to keep it. Maybe in the guest room? Or the garage?
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Damn…
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Well, they do use pig heart transplants in humans….
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See?
We’re almost there…
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And I thought my kid was bad for adding “cookies,” “Oreos,” and “ice cream” to our shopping list when he was eight.
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This was an epic add, no doubt.
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Two butts are always better than one as they say.
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That sounds like a lifetime supply, but I think its the best news from the group.
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It’s a very low bar.
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I’m always simultaneously disappointed and thankful that you don’t include links to these stories. Today’s feels less disappointing and more thankful.
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If you need to read more about these subjects? I think you should work for it…
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News about anal breathing is so much more palatable to me than E.M.’s weirdness.
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