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It’s all useless these days, but the following are even more so.
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See?
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Seriously useless.
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I hate when that happens.
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Talk about multitasking.
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I’m noticing a trend here.
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Bit disrespectful, that.
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This is not a River approved fad.
Tiny = bad.
Full size = good.
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River's world..... 
What’s an $800,000 vacation? I’d like to try one of those. Hell, I’d even settle for an $80,000 vacation.
Tiny cocktails had better have tiny prices to match. I’m guessing they don’t. I think they’re trying to pass it off as a trend when really it’s shrinkflation, which seems to be everywhere now. (I’m looking at you, Panera Bread, with your $4.99 tiny cinnamon bun.)
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My husband just came home with an $11 turnover.
With hardly any apple. It’s crazy…
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!!!
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Tiny cocktails are just a gateway drug for people on diets.
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🤣
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No such thing as tiny cocktails in Texas. You could get shot for even attempting to serve those, lol. All in all your on a roll, I couldn’t use any of this news!
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My useless streak is on a roll..
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Jessica drinking snake sperm? I guess that answers the question, “Where did all those snakes in the Indiana Jones movies come from?”
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This goes beyond ‘I can’t use this’ straight into ‘I can’t unsee this!’ Ugh.
At least with AI, the rude OF folks are gonna disappear and all the poor taste will be virtual. Win?
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Is it…
Is it really?
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Do the tiny martinis come in a flight?
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They’d better.
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Hot mortuary pics? Gives new meaning to the phrase “raising the dead.”
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Omg!
🤣🤣🤣
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News I can’t use — especially the women who need to pay attention to their jobs and not themselves.
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Just when I think people can’t get any more awful, they do.
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Social media has ruined common sense, don’t you think?
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I blame it for a lot of things.
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1. I’ve no idea who Jessica Simpson is. 2. Looking at the bottle she is drinking from that’s an awful lot of randy snakes out there. 3. Tiny cocktails could be ok, if bought in bulk…
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Bulk tiny cocktails.
I like it…
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No onoe else us asking, so I will. How is the snake sperm being collected? Blow-job or masturbation? And how much are they getting paid to collect it?
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Those are questions I can’t answer.
Nor do I want to.
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They were basically rhetorical. I knew you certainly did not have the answers.
But I hope I made you laugh.
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You do.
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Nope. None are useful to me. Thanks, though
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Happy to help.
Or not..
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