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Bringing you useless news every Monday to start your week off right. Or wrong as the case may be.
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Great… because I really need something else to worry about.
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Sound like nasty little bastards.
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I knew it!
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Where’s Pedro Pascale when you need him…
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*Note to self – research homes for sale in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.*
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Who in their right mind loves sinkholes?
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When one swallows her house, Lauren may change her mind.
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Yikes.
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I don’t know about any others, but that cat definitely hates someone.
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The only way I could stop mine is to divorce my husband.
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The clutter around here does not go unnoticed, but I love my guy too much to take those necessary steps.
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It seems clutter creep and sinkholes might have a future together.
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Maybe I could just dig a giant hole in the backyard and bury all his crap.
Funny thing is, he probably wouldn’t even notice.
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An addendum to your Note to Self: the average home price in Jackson, WY is about $2 million. I toured the back alleys and found manufactured homes and trailers on tiny lots. The folks who work in the tourist traps have to work somewhere. I don’t know how much they cost.
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$2 million?
Yikes!
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I’m so proud for understanding the Jackson Hole reference… I don’t watch the show but happened to notice the city’s name in an episode huide just 2 nights ago. It caught my attention because that’s one of the favorite places that I’ve visited.
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It becomes a fortified stronghold for survivors after the fungus apocalypse. Be nice to get in on the ground floor…
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F living life in constant fear. I’d let myself get eatted right away!
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I’m laughing at the clutter creep advice . My home is a disaster due to years of creep. If a person can manage to do the advised “small consistent habits”, the creep wouldn’t happen in the first place. Better advice is how to identify and overcome the inability to do those small chores consistently.
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It’s amazing how quickly things accumulate.
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Very evident today as multiple neighbors offered their barely/never-used excess to our little neighborhood and there were no takers! I can’t even get to that step cause there’s so much crap blocking the decent stuff.
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My guy has been gearing up for a giant yard sale.
For years…
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Gah. You know I have an ant phobia, right?! There goes any hope of meaningful sleep this week…
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I advise you not to read “Leiningen vs the ants”, which I had to read in junior high or thereabouts.
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THE ANT MEN is a really good SF story from back in the early 60s, I think. But it is probably out of print. (Possibly called The Ant Warriors — it was a long time ago.)
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I did not know this.
Apologies.
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LOL, I used to have a lot more clutter around the house–pictures, paperweights, candy bowls. And then I got dogs with table-clearing tails, followed by a toddler with table-clearing fingers.
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I find that remodeling … or moving…. is the only way things get declutterred around here.
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Moving doesn’t help. We still have unopened boxes 18 years after moving to where we live now. While I am not the only cause of Clutter Creep i ciuld not care less, while Gail hates it — only neither of us is healthy enough to do anything about it. We buy things intending to use them, but the will goes away and we just watch the clutter grow.
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Come to think of it, we have unpacked boxes from 24 years ago as well…
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I knew you did. You mentioned them about 5 years ago, and you never talked about opening them. Maybe there is something Roadshow worthy in one of them?
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The rat bastard Roadshow didn’t pick our sweepstakes entry so there’s no need to check.
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🥲🥲🥲 I was away when that happened I guess.I’ll have to check back and see what you wrote. My condojences.
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My husband was beyond disappointed. 😢
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I am sorry for you guys. I know you were so looking forward to it..
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Well, he was.
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Your right, again, news I can’t use whatsoever! Even though the ant story just made me wonder about the ones that decided to sprout out o the concrete in the driveway, ugh.
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I do not love sinkholes. A few years ago one appeared in our street. It cost us $12,000 for the repair!!!
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Yikes! I would think the town/city would pay for that, not you.
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One would think. The hole occurred just outside the city’s area of responsibility… and just inside ours. 😦
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Methinks the line was hastily redrawn.
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