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I don’t know who invented this or where I can get one, but it’s brilliant.
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Anyone who’s ever stepped in a pile of it barefoot will appreciate a warning sign.
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Cats.
There’re always where you don’t want them.
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And as soon as my husband started rolling coins on the ottoman?
Sleeping cat.
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And cat cleaning privates when your human isn’t paying him enough attention.
🤣
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Huh..
So it is.
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Skunks.
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They’re not always black with a white stripe.
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😊
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River's world..... 
That cat map is brilliant!
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I’ll never look at the world the same way.
😉
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I’ve got a cat in my arms this very moment! I LOVE that map!
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Why did we never see that before…?
😉
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Forget vomit. My ex once accidentally stepped barefoot on half a mouse…
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Okay, she wins.
🤢
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Judging from her hysterical screams, she didn’t feel like a winner…
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Did you later step in the other half of the mouse in the form of cat vomit?
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I HAVE THOSE CAT VOMIT SIGNS!!!
They’re really small (about 4″ tall), but too funny not to buy. For efficiency, I should get one that fits over my house!
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❤️
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My cat is currently where I don’t want him – out on the lounge in front of the fire by himself. I’d love him to snuggle in bed right now.
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Our current guy is not a smuggler. Lives petting but never sits on our laps…
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Wait and reread that! Lol. Are you sure he’s not a Smuggler?
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Ha! Stupid spellcheck…
He is neither a snuggler nor a smuggler.
That I know of..
🤣🤣🤣
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He looks an awful lot like the cat I saw in Smuggler’s Notch. If I tell you what he was carrying, I’m afraid he’ll send someone after me.
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I love cat attitude. The map of the world as a cat is delightful.
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And in immediate danger of being knocked off its axis…
😉
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You’re not exactly making the strongest case for cats. Shoehorning in a skunk to make cats seem more palatable was a decent idea.
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One does not make a case for cats.
One is either a devoted feline slave or *gasp*…. a dog person.
😉
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Neither is without issues…
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Or vomit unfortunately…
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Indeed cats are in the most inconvenient places when you are trying to get something accomplished. For instance, taking out the trash and a certain cat named Charlie is asleep by the door. And even when I open the door he doesn’t move, he just sweeps with the door as it opens and closes…..so annoying, lol.
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Always sitting in front of the door, yes.
Attempting escape at the merest hint of fresh air……
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Shirley’s been having some eating issues, so let’s just say I am overly familiar with stepping in cat vomit while barefoot. I have a knack for it…which is about the worst knack I can think of.
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Yes, cats indeed. They sure know how to casually get involved in whatever you don’t want them involved in. I need several of those cat vomit signs!😹
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Do you need one to put in your shoes?
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Hahaha, quite possibly. Let me go check!
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Skunks are so cute. Even when they’re hopping away from your dog (who has been sprayed and is now reeling and retching like a drunken sailor).
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I love to watch them run.
So funny…
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That’s a beautiful skunk! Never saw one with that much white!
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We have an array of nightly skunk visitors and most of them are predominantly white.
Odd, but quite striking.
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Yes that IS odd. I haven’t seen one for a while or even smelled one. That’s unusual too.
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