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I’m hoping to run out of these. But it won’t be today…
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I’ve heard of wardrobe malfunctions… but dental is a new one.
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No thank you. At this stage in my reading glasses for everything life … I need bigger, not smaller.
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I call foul on this one.
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Yes, because everyone goes to McDonald’s for the oatmeal.
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Water.
Come on!
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I know I’m not visiting Florida anytime soon.
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No, they haven’t fixed the issues that cause it. They’re just switching to black… which, when you think about it, is more death like.
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Evolving into… what?
*gulp*
😳
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River's world..... 
From what I understand about the nutritional value of McDonalds items, you’d do better eating the napkins…
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They probably taste better as well….
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Wait. McDonald’s has oatmeal? I’d totally try that!
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But would you go there for it?
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I would, actually. I stop by occasionally for an iced latte in the mornings on my way to work.
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Mark is Mark. This is a guy who steals other people’s food off their plate on a public patio. 😀
Let us know how it tastes, and how much you paid.
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Once again, you’ve proved that I couldn’t use any of this news. Thanks River! lol
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My streak continues…
👍
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Chicago will be ground zero for the ROUSes.
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*shudders*
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Beware the coming rat mobs. I think If I wanted oatmeal and water, I wouldn’t go to Micky D’s.
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I live surrounded by horses, chickens and farms.
I don’t need any more rats…
🥴
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Don’t worry (or worry, if you prefer). There is no way you’ll run out of these. Even if you just ran “Florida Man” news, you’d be busy for weeks.
And a credit card sized phone? I’d have to find new and smaller places to look when my wife loses her phone. But I’m sure it would be great for watching movies!
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Dasani water is the worst tasting water I’ve ever had. Seriously, even tap water tastes better.
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Umm…Oatmeal is carb-heavy, not fat-burning. This fact alone makes their list nothing more than cow shit…Wait….cow shit…isn’t that the main ingredient in the Big Mac Secret sauce these days?
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I believe the burger itself is made with cow shit….
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I’m with you on the cc size phones! Yikes!
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At this point, I’d need a magnifying glass…
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Oh no! They recently put in a direct train line between Chicago and Minnesota!
I know someone whose parent died of flesh eating virus. Not good. Someone recently died of the plague, too – in Arizona, I think. And here I spend most of my time worrying I’ll die in a plane crash…
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I call foul on the McDonalds healthy items to lose weight, too!
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