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Because playing is more fun than working.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten?
Please.
The Royals do not work.
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They are worshiped and served.
How about your pet?
What’s their human equivalent job….
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Let’s play.
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Because playing is more fun than working.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten?
Please.
The Royals do not work.
.
.
They are worshiped and served.
How about your pet?
What’s their human equivalent job….
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River's world..... 
We owned a boxer who could chew a bone and swallow it AFTER she’d lost most of her teeth. I think her job would be pliers…
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You can never have enough of those.
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My rabbit’s job would be lawn mower/hedge trimmer. She’s “trimming” my spider plant as I write. The cats would be nude models, but their contracts would have a clause stating they only pose in reclined positions.
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How rude of me to forget Cobalt the fish. He would be a rescue diver.
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Nice!
And handy to have one so close…
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Nude models!
🤣🤣🤣
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Betty would be a production manager. She always wants something.
Otto would be a crime scene investigator. He’s skinny and likes to poke around in small spaces.
Vinnie would be a food critic/mattress tester. But why?
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Sounds like they’re earning their keep.
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Our dog would be a termite exterminator, the pungent and deadly farts not even requiring tenting.
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Yikes.
🤢
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When we had the cats I said they were interior designers, rearranging items on the counter or the shelves by knocking them onto the floor. Also they had opinions about throw pillows that needed to go too.
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Yes.
I think all felines study interior design….
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Mob Boss. She uses violence and extortion to get whatever she wants.
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That’s a little frightening…
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My dogs would be the worst security guards. But they would still show up every day. 🤣
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Loyalty counts.
❤️
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It does!
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5 cats. 4 of them slave owners; the fifth one a 3 year-old child for life — all she wants to do is play and annoy the grown-ups.
Yet, all 5 are comedians. They are great entertainers.
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Perfect!
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Professional Doomsayer. “Run hide! The sky is falling! Henny Penny was right!” Fox News would hire him in a second.
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Ha!
Too funny…
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Professional cheese tasters, of course! (Come to think of it, I wouldn’t mind that one…)
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Sign me up.
I’ll work for cheese…
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Our cat is not a blue blood like Lord Dudley. Charlie believes he DOES have a job – although at 14 he’s in semi retirement. His self-appointed role is surveillance and security. We don’t have a dog so he stepped up. The wild rabbits on our farm need constant surveillance. And there’s no mice or rats inside now. We also know if a courier or visitor has turned into our driveway as Charlie will hide under the bed.
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A helpful vocation.
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Iago is a 15 year old pug, so he would long ago have been on SS. As for Razzy? A model for GQ, because damn, he is good looking!
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Like father, like son?
😉
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Except I do not sniff other people’s butts.
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And I’m sure your wife is quite thankful for that.
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Nigel P Kitty with with built in clerical collar makes him a Pastor
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Amen to that!
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Although he can be cheeky bastard too 🤣
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Tara would be a Housecleaner and keep everything tidy, Monkey would be a Police Lady. She won’t take anyone’s crap and will bust you up if she can and Susy would be an Actress.
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I like the idea of a housecleaning cat!
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That face!
Peanut would be a prison guard–always ready to keep someone in line for the smallest infraction.
Biscuit would be a professional hostess, or a lifelong sorority girl–always ready for a party!
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That’s an odd pairing, but they make it work.
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