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We love our nightly skunk visitors.
We enjoy watching them run across the lawn, jostle for buffet position and happily nibble their evening meal.
What we don’t love is the gifts they leave behind.
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Or the order in which they leave them.
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Following and removing the poo trail isn’t an every day occurrence…
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But it does make me wonder why they can’t simply squat in one place.
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To infinity, and beyond…
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River's world..... 
It looks like they’re pulling a Hansel & Gretel and just substituted poo crumb for bread crumbs.
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Not a suitable substitution .
Nope.
Uh uh.
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Eww….and do you know which nightly visitor is the perpetrator of this trail of poo? 🤔
A bit rude if you ask me, you feed them dinner and they leave this behind, rude…lol.
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Skunk.
I don’t know which particular critter. They might take turns…
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Perhaps they are manic and just can’t be bothered to stop and squat, if ya think about it birds shit while flying…
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Could be…
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That’s some weird animal behavior I was unaware of. They not only have the gall to poop on your sidewalks, but are just daring you to follow the trail to their lair!
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The trail goes out to the road.
Perhaps they called an Uber…
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Someone needs to check their backseat….
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You have sharp eyes to scout this out. I wonder about finding alligator poo. Hmmm…..
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I imagine that would be hard to miss!
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Change up their diet. Feed them something that’ll block ’em up until they’re far away.
But for the love of all that’s holy and good, don’t give them chili!
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That doesn’t even bear thinking about…
😳
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Do you think they just want to constantly multi-task? Shit and walk? Walk and shit?
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Efficient, I suppose…
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The skunks out here are so confident–I watch them strut up the walkways and stairs to various porches and pig out on any food left out for outdoor or feral cats. If Tankie doesn’t finish his breakfast in one go, I’ve seen them zip under our fence and help themselves to his kibble. And of course we don’t bother them. That stripped tail instills fear in all of us.
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They do make their presence known…
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You’re obviously feeding them the wrong food! Try something like cheese. And under no circumstances – garlic! Or else market them as Pooper and Dooper and build your own Field of Dreams. If you build it, they will come … I predict you will become very popular in your neighborhood!
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We had 3 skunks last night.
I shall now refer to them as Super, and Dooper, and Pooper.
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Wow! I’ve never seen Skunk Poo before so thanks, I guess.
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You’re quite welcome.
😉
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I have never seen a skunk around here. Maybe that’s a good thing.
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They’re awfully cute.
But poopy…
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