News you can’t use.

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Truly.

I can’t imagine a single scenario where any of the following would be useful.

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See?

Useless.

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Does this mean we can go back to the good old days where only winning teams received trophies, because you know.. it’s a sport? By definition a competition, where someone wins and someone loses. There’s no lesson learned when everyone wins.

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That’s definitely how my husband was raised. When his father’s belt came off, they ran.

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Great.

Yet another thing I’ve probably been doing wrong.

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Power peeing?

Is this even a thing….

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Interesting.

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He’s quite a regal looking fellow.

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Exactly how bad does your underwear need to be if the cat won’t steal it?

On second thought, don’t answer that.

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From the way things are going in the U.S. right now? This isn’t news at all.

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15 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. I actually knew about the dangers of power peeing – don’t ask me how – just don’t! My cat steals socks which is why he’s not allowed outside! I have enough trouble with the neighbors because my husband feeds the squirrels1. Thanks for the morning giggle!

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    1. The article said “an expert says”. Not sure what field of study allows them to be an expert in prognostication to that degree? Would that be JeanDixonology? I have come to learn that the definition of “expert” on the internet means “anyone with flapping gums”.

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  2. I thought furries were damned fetishists, and now it turns out cats are just as bad and no longer the standard by which I judge the former.

    What is this world coming to?

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