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And we’re back…
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Good grief, how wrong could it possibly go?
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It was only a matter of time.
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I imagine it looks just like a fresh one.
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Probably tastes like one as well.
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We review everything else, why not dates?
“He arrived on time and brought flowers, but constantly talked about his ex and picked his nose when he thought I wasn’t looking. ”
One star.
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Yowza!
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We have a man down the road who raises peacocks, should I be worried….?
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River's world..... 
I’ve read that undertakers need far fewer chemicals to preserve bodies these days because of all the preservatives in our diet, so I’m not surprised by that hamburger. Grossed out, but not surprised.
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My question is why someone would purposely keep it that long…
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Because it was better than eating it?
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Sounds about right.
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No surprise with the burger. I wonder how old they are when we buy them. The only thing I’d worry about with the peacocks is their screeching. Yikes they can be loud!
I’m not a robot.
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I’ll need proof of that last statement. Please have the bunnies get in touch..
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I’ll see if I can get them to vouch for me.
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Eww on the burger, I haven’t eaten McDonalds is years and I’m glad I did. That lobster a did a very honorable thing by returning Big Mama Lobster back to the ocean. And the rest of the news is just not worth talking about 🤣
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That’s the dynamic I strive for….
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MacDonalds’ hamburgers are hamburgers in name only…
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“On our first date, he swept me off my feet and whisked me to MacDonald’s for a lovely repast. The evening ended at the ER after a toothbrushing mishap. Never brush your teeth with a 20-pound lobster. At least, not before you’ve cooked it…
Two stars.”
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See?
It never ends well for the men….
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No, it doesn’t. That’s why I don’t like seafood anymore…
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Do you hear the peacocks down the road? Because we have them in the town next to us and they are LOUD. Took me a while to figure out what was screaming.
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No, they’re probably half a mile away. And I don’t think there are that many.
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I live in a big city and we had a peahen appear out of nowhere and stick aroubf for about a week.SO LOUD!
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It took me a while to figure out what the heck was screaming.
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Their noises don’t match their looks!
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Maybe he accidentally swallowed his toothbrush?
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Yikes!
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Now that you mention it, I have known prisoners who swallowed various objects (a toothbrush being one of them) in order to be admitted to the hospital. I remember one who was on a diet of finger foods so that he could not swallow the silverware to prolong his stay.
I knew a juggler who juggled things very high in the air and warned those in the audience to keep their mouth closed when looking up because if an object went off course and they swallowed it, it would hurt…twice.
I was thinking something more mundane, like sepsis (systemic infection).
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I uad too look it up (Curiousity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back”):
After fainting, the man’s toothbrush scraped the back of his throat severely enough to trap air inside, raising the risk of a potentially serious infection. He was hospitalized for nearly a week and avoided any disastrous complications.
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That’s almost disappointing after the headline, though good for the man of course.
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Geez Louise, I’ve failed those IQ verification quizzes more times than I’d care to admit.
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oops. ID verification quizzes. Ha! Clearly, I’m having a low-IQ day regardless.
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I wondered about that, but thought it prudent not to comment.
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In future, if you see a green-yellow spotlight on your shirt, just duck! And call Police!
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