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Ridiculous and uninformative, that’s the goal.
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The way we’re going now?
I think I’m okay with that….
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In her defense, airline tickets are too expensive these days.
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I suppose that could come in handy.
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Like enough people won’t bad mouth you when you’re dead? Geesh.
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“ I know that’s not real bacon, Karen.”
No mystery there.
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Worst. Wedding. Ever.
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A wannabe Tik Tok influencer, for sure.
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River's world..... 
I’d stick a blade of grass just about anywhere before I’d PAY to attend someone’s wedding. God, the younger generations really do have a sense of entitlement. Don’t want a big bill? Don’t have a big wedding. Lots of people have very nice weddings on a budget. That couple seems to want to have their (wedding) cake and eat it, too. Now I’m mad.
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Agreed.
We once drove behind a newly married couple whose car had a sign asking for GoFundMe donations to pay for their honeymoon.
WTH?
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🤬😡
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Think I’d probably pay not to go
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Pay $1,000 to attend a wedding? Hell, I refuse to wear a tie, so money is out of the question.
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It makes me wonder how many guests agreed to this…
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300 random fools agreed to this 🙄
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Perfect way to avoid debt–you eat, you sleep, you pay! 😜
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Anteaters must feel a lot of pressure to live up to their name. Too bad because their facial structure is PERFECT for eating soft-serve ice cream…
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Which is much tastier than ants. Even chocolate covered ones…
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And all along I’ve been excited to give the bride and groom a toaster…
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Unless it pops up twin 500 dollar bills? They’re not interested…
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Umm, yeah…I’d be keeping that toaster myself.
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Turns out that couple charged either $57 for the day or $997 for the weekend. They didn’t even have a set guest list…it was open to anyone willing to pay admission. I would not want random people at my wedding.
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Ugh. That’s even worse!
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Eww, eww and eww to all of these!
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As if I needed another excuse to pass on a wedding.
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I suppose grass and sticks might help if you have diarrhea or constipation.
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Can’t see how grass could be a sufficient plug.
😉
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