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Another day of strangely high viewing stats means another look back in time and a rerun post about my very least favorite green.
Give me liberty or give me death… but for the love of all that’s holy, don’t give me kale.
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https://riversworld.live/2018/08/18/so-whats-up-with-kale-and-why-does-everyone-want-me-to-eat-it/
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Kale is the only thing that keeps growing in the yard after all the other plants died from the cold. Not my favorite veg either. 😉
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Ugh. Not only is it horrible to eat… it doesn’t die.
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lol I chop it up and massage it until it becomes yummy 🙂 then again I am a gardener who is trying so hard to eat right 🙂
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Does massaging make it more palatable? Or just more relaxed…?
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Softer, easier to chew but I mostly load it into my salad mix for more rich greens but I really do like it torn up in my soups 🙂 I eat it because it is good for me though lol
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The Missus served kale salad frequently because she’d read it was healthy. Then it came out those reports were … encouraged … by Big Kale and vastly overstated the health benefits.
But it was edible with lots of dried cranberries in the mix…
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There’s a Big Kale cabal?
That explains so much…
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There’s a Big Everything cabal.
They’re everywhere…
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Don’t get me started on the Ontario Rutabaga Council.
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Sounds horrifying!
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I’m with you on Kale. While we were in Berkeley we had collard greens with a fried chicken dinner and I was pleasantly surprised!
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Kale seems to provoke the same feelings as Brussels Sprouts and often for the same reason. And usually due to poor preparation. (or buying them from a California region that never freezes.) Brussels Sprouts are best after the first frost. They lose their bitterness and gain sweetness. The same is true with kale. People tend to boil Sprouts until they are a strange mess – the way my mother prepared asparagus. Cut the ends off of Brussels Sprouts, halve or quarter them (depending on size), and sauté in butter. If they brown before they cook through, deglaze the pan with a bit of white wine and braise. You want them al dente – neither crunchy nor mushy. Or you can toss them in olive oil with salt, pepper, and garlic; then broil, turning every few minutes. Kale is simpler. Cook as any green, but longer than chard, much shorter than collards. (That presupposes that you have a method of cooking greens that you like for other greens and it’s only kale that you think is gross.)
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I like Brussels sprouts and spinach and other leafy greens but can’t do kale.
I just… can’t.
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I literally just mentioned my love for Brussel’s sprouts prepared in similar fashion on another blog. Kale, I could take it or leave it. I certainly don’t despise it like I do watermelon.
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I don’t roasted ranch kale chips are good, chopped kale with apple, walnuts, goat cheese and vinegrette salad is damn good too
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*i dont know roasted
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I’ll agree to disagree.
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Not my intention to try to change your mind 😁, just saying how I enjoy it.
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No worries. You can have all mine..
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I don’t mind it heavily softened and disguised in a hot dish, but raw kale is a big ask.
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Way too big for me.
Blech!
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I had raw Kale once. That was all it took. I highly doubt that activity will be repeated regardless of the prep.
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I just think it’s funny everyone always tries to get me to eat it. Usually by saying “you won’t even know it’s there.”
But I always do…
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