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News you can’t use.

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The first useless news of the new year!

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And I thought my bunions made shoe shopping difficult.

Damn.

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Spiritual funghi.

Who knew?

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I, Robot.

We’re almost there.

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I’m guessing through a haze of marijuana smoke, but I could be wrong.

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It may be a new year, but my useless news is right on track.

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What?

You didn’t think I’d include the list…

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Ouch!

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28 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. They got a shampoo bottle stuck up there because they were BORED? First of all, find a hobby. Allow me to clarify: a DIFFERENT hobby. Second of all, they’d better have private health insurance because I’m not paying for that stupidity.

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  4. Having taken a pretty wide range of assorted psych meds, with mostly questionable effects, things like peyote and ayahuasca don’t seem so sketchy. Church? ANY church, see you in Hell. I’ll save you a hot rock.

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  6. Less useless than usual this week. I’ve seen body parts attached in a spot that is not their usual location for revascularize before replanting. The foot seems like a bad choice for a number of reasons. And I don’t think the photo is genuine. Stuff in the rectum and the reasons given are kind of a standard story in hospitals. No object or story would surprise me anymore. Slipping in the shower is the most common story, even if the object is one you wouldn’t normally find in the shower. As for spiritual use of psychedelic plants and fungi? That isn’t news, having gone on for thousands of years. The Willie Nelson headline keeps showing up in my feed but I haven’t seen the story.

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  8. My son put a rock up his nose when he was three. The doctor used a paper clip to take it out. He made a little lasso with it. I asked him if he learned that in medical school. “No, that’s how the doctor got the rock out of my nose,” he answered. The reasons on your item list are as bad as the items themselves.

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  13. Just when I start to think there is hope for humanity, a list like this drops. This might be the kick in the rear all of us need to promote anal safety as a priority. I didn’t think we had to promote it, but clearly we do. I guess churches are gonna get people to attend any way they can, promoting the high life for those who do.

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