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Starting the week off uselessly.
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Right.
Because that’s what every man looks for in a sex toy… meaningful conversation.
🤣
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Okay, you got a great deal on the room. But how much will the rental car cost…
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The only thing I would learn at this point is that I can’t get back up off the floor.
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And you thought your air guitar was cool.
Pfft.
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Considering I can’t comprehend quantum entanglement, that’s not a stretch.
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River's world..... 
Watch out, gentlemen. Lovense has a memory. Sounds good right up until you forget her birthday.
As for the lunar hotel, is that the refundable or nonrefundable rate? Also, how’s the buffet breakfast, and is it included?
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There’s no continental breakfast… because there are no continents.
😉
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There would be Moontinentinal cuisine…moon dust mixed with crater dust with a mixing of undersurface ice.
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Doesn’t sound very tasty…
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Okay, I would like to know about that reservation on Moon. Does it include transport? What it include a sea-side grill? Also, can I pay in installments? Like, 10 dollars a month? I will ask my daughter to continue paying the balance after I am gone. 🤣
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I think the space Uber is extra.
😉
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🤣🤣🤣
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AI girlfriend, hmmm. Sounds like one the stories I had been meaning to write…minus the sex part–I write for family entertainment 😊
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Maybe the AI sex doll could explain quantum entanglement. Surely there has to be more to her than three holes and a speaker.
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oreno acacia
or is it acadia
and crapple apple cove
guess who s 90 to day??????????
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Crabapple Cove?
Must be Alan Alda.
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90 years young to day
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My main yoga is the horribly ungraceful “reverse downward dog” move that I do to get off the ground.
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🤣
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Someone put this in my brain decades ago and I’ll now curse you and anyone who reads this: How often, and how, do they empty/clean those dolls? Do you suppose the AI includes a reminder?
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I may have to unfriend you for that…
Ack!
😳
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Sorry!!
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Your right again, I couldn’t use any of this news, thanks River 😉
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Score!
👍
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I doubt I can afford Lovense.
I’ll just have to wait and buy off the used market…
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That doesn’t even bear contemplating.
😳
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Years ago, I wrote a short story about someone buying a used Real Doll (don’t look those up).
I keep thinking I should dust it off and post it, but while not NSFW, it is a little ruthless and coarse…
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I think I’ll pass on that one.
😉
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That’s a “simple” yoga pose?? Now I know why I don’t do yoga…
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I wish I had… back in my thinner, limber days. Probably too late now. Without a crane that is.
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I only do Shavasana–Lie down, close your eyes, meditate, snore zzzzz
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I could do that!
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A sex robot that talks eh ? She will probably nag him, refuse to have sex, cry rape and dial 911 or worse murder him for being treated like a sex toy…good luck to any pervert that wants to go down this scary road
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That last one got me. I have no clue but it seems nobody else does either.
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What’s next? Wedding chapels on the moon?
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For men and their sex dolls.
Yes.
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