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Not today.

Not ever.

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If I looked like that? I think death would be preferable.

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Because someone is peeing in it.

I recently read an article that said 62% of people urinate in the shower. I don’t, never have and never will… but that’s a high percentage. Clearly someone is.

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See?

I told you.

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Worst.

Vacation.

Ever.

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Why does everything in Australia want to kill you?

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Bad enough the Aussies have the most deadly snakes and spiders, but now the trees are out to get you.

Damn.

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That you’re an idiot.

But wait, there’s more.

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Proof that mom’s advice to keep your hands out of your pants wasn’t always spot on.

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Get yours today!

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Which is more than I really need to know.

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