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Seriously.

No one can.

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Good grief.

Most men don’t know what to do with one.

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I think I’m more concerned with how they get out.

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And they’re just telling me now?

Damn. That would have been tv worth watching.

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Honey badger don’t play.

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You have to appreciate that level of commitment.

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I’m sure it was wonderful… but I’m guessing a tad over priced.

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35 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  2. Iceland adapted that idea from Woody Allen. His first film took a Japanese spy movie and dubbed new English dialog to totally change the plot.

    While it’s nothing like the three bananas, I’ve thought about donating my body to the medical school for cadaver study and including a quiz. (Can you find the hidden screw? How about the unhealed fracture? Where is the surgical mesh? Maybe I’d include answers.)

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  4. My favorite is the honey badger story. Imagine wanting to pick a fight with a lion when you’re the size of a honey badger. Or any size at all for that matter. They have both intelligence and attitude, which makes them a force to be reckoned with.

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    1. If it’s true…My first day of anatomy lab the professor talked about the respect we needed to show the cadavers and the people who once inhabited them. He old us that once three first year med students took a skeletal hand home for a Hallowe’en decoration. The next day they were all kicked out of school and (if I remember correctly) their names sent off to other med schools.

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  8. Stofel is hilariously relentless. There’s an account run by a zoo vet who talks about how every zoo has at least one animal always showing back up at the vets where they literally scream, “Not again!” (in one place, it was a local tortoise that kept sneaking in to hang with the exotics.)

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  9. This is why I plumbed garbage disposals into all my toilet pipes.

    I love to hear the bastards scream…

    Also, over-priced or not, I’m not refunding any of it. I’m worth every penny…

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      1. Depends on where you draw the line to call it sadism. If any pain meets the threshold, then it is. But if there’s only very brief pain because you deliberately run the disposal at high speed to make it quick instead of low speed to draw it out, does that count?

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  11. OMG to all of them. I have heard of this honey badger–makes you think of magical shape-shifters–man stuck in animal body… His commitment is commendable; that he is ready to teach others deserves a standing ovation 👏🙇‍♀️

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