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Still here.
Still useless.
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Weed vomiting is now a thing.
Partaking of the chronic was so much easier in my day.
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Doing their part to keep Portland weird.
Carry on boys.
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Cake topper?
Why not.
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Probably not, but it will certainly make men want to.
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That’s a 911 call you don’t hear very often.
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Taking the term camaraderie to an entirely new level.
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River's world..... 
Wow – nothing really worth knowing here, but somehow, I’m still glad I read it. Cake topper?
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Cake topper. It’s a thing.
And you heard it here first.
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♫ ♫ ♫ The goats on the bus go”Baa baa baa”…♫ ♫ ♫
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I hope so.
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😄😄
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That last story gives “Here Comes the Sun” a whole new meaning.
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And Norwegian Wood as well, yes.
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Ha…nice! But I was focusing on songs that Harrison sang.
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I have to admit, I wasn’t alone while losing my virginity; there was at least one other person in the room. 🤣
Goats on a bus? Must be the lazy variety.
Cake topper? What? People be tripping.
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I suppose it all depends on your definition of cake…
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As long as Yoko Ono was NOT there! ***Oyes, as long as
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Ugh.
That woman was something…
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Gives new (or old) meaning for “this buds for you”
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A bit dark: Cialis be damn’d— at least that’s my take when I look out my kitchen window.
Rome is on fire.
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I really didn’t need this news you can’t use about my favorite Beatle.
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You’re welcome.
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😉
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What I have learned and cake toppers from the public school district and the last couple of years-never bring up a tattoo in a question mark or even a connotation perceived as outside of their realm or they will have some kind of fit.
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not cake topper but on the inside of their arm. Don’t say a word as it is unmanageable for some to answer a simple observation as too sensitive.
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They’re the gen that considers the thumbs up emoji to be “aggressive”. 👍
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Sounds about right. Hence now I don’t use emojis with some and I will never ever comment on a tattoo again. LOL.
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I was right! “In modern slang, “cake” most commonly refers to a large, well-shaped backside, or it can mean money and wealth.”
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“All right, who let the hippo out again?” (If this happened in Portland my money would be on those goats…)
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I don’t imagine anyone says no to a hippo.
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Whhyyyyyy “cake topper”? I’d understand muffin-something, but not cake.
The hippo one sounds interesting.
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I just report the useless news, can’t explain it.
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I googled both of them. No good explanation fir why it’s cake… maybe that’s slang based on “tasty snack”.
There have been a few hippos in pools, mostly in S Africa.
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Oh nooo…. I used the news! I asked receptionists if they’d heard of “cake topper” (they hadn’t).
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Damn you.
You’ve broken my streak…
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Quite a collection! Would have loved to see those goats boarding a bus.
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Another hilarious roundup! 🤣 The thought of goats casually boarding a city bus or a hippo taking over a swimming pool is peak chaotic energy. Sometimes ‘useless news’ is the best kind of news to get through the day!
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These days useless is a lot easier to take.
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100%! Honest, harmless, useless news is the ultimate mental breath of fresh air right now. Thanks for sharing a laugh! 😂
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A hippo in the pool would make a very good story to tell at a party. Especially if it was a kiddie pool.
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A perfect children’s book title. 😊
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Wow! I’ll bet the person he was with has a story to tell. I like the Goats getting on the bus.
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