News you can’t use.

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Still here.

Still useless.

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Uh uh.

No cockroach milkshake for this chick.

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Yes, she lost control of her bowels while running and kept going…. with the excrement, well… how shall we say? Dispersing.

🤢

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Thankfully the teeth belonged to wolves, deer and bear. Not great aunt Edna. That would be tacky.

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Of course it does.

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Apparently it had a hand crank.

Make of that information what you will.

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I’ve been known to squeal over a fine piece of chocolate, but I don’t think I’ve ever gone ultrasonic.

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