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More news.

All of it useless.

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He wants you to keep your urine and use it as fertilizer.

Yeah, that’s not happening here.

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Yes friends, you can be the proud owner of a 26 foot tall building shaped like a blueberry. A price hasn’t been announced yet, but really… does it even matter?

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If our resident red squirrels hear about this, we’re doomed.

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A portal?

Maybe, but not to another world.

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Jay Leno is a decent human being. When we visited Newport, Rhode Island twice last year we heard a lot of locals speak of him fondly. He has a large waterfront home there but appreciates being able to go into town without any fanfare. He frequents local shops and restaurants, watches local high school games and has been known to browse the farmers market. Caring for his wife who has advanced dementia at home and donating time and money to local charities has endeared him to Newporters and this story is further proof.

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Home baked cookies.

Somehow I can’t see Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos being quite as gracious.

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That’s a whole lotta of pie!

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