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You were hoping I would run out of these? No such luck…

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I’ll start –

Baby can I put my hair in your mouth?

Mildly disturbing… but not that funny. I’ll try again.

Baby can I put my baby in your car?

Even less funny. One more time –

Baby can I put my flowers in your closet?

Alright, my predictive text is predictably boring.

Your turn!

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