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You were hoping I would run out of these? No such luck…
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I’ll start –
Baby can I put my hair in your mouth?
Mildly disturbing… but not that funny. I’ll try again.
Baby can I put my baby in your car?
Even less funny. One more time –
Baby can I put my flowers in your closet?
Alright, my predictive text is predictably boring.
Your turn!
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Baby can I put my handwriting in your car.
Ok. Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Yeah. I have no explanation for that….
🤷♀️
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no one does honey.
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Not without four shots of tequila in me …
“Can I put my tequila in your margarita”
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That’s what mine should have said!
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Baby can I put my car in your garage? Because mine is flooding with all the damned rain here in, what use to be, dry El Paso….geez!
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Well that’s not funny at all. Sorry…
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Baby, can I put my own name in your account?
Hmmm, wonder if that’s Bezos’ bank account? 😂
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Let’s hope so!
Remember your friends, okay?
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Baby can I put my friend in your own account?
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Most of these don’t make a lick of sense.
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Can I put my pants in your dryer?
Can I put my hair in your mouth?
EQUALLY BORING!
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It’s like my phone doesn’t know me at all.
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Do not pass go. Do not stop at Park Place. Do not play this psychotic Rorschach test. Look away. Do not be lured into this. It is a trap. Keep walking until you safely far far away. In fact run you fools ! Now how did Gandalf sneak into this ? Lions, and tigers, and orks Oh my !
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But… but. I’ve got candy.
😉
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Baby can I put my plants in my plants in your fridge. Depends what kind of plants they are. 😁
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Technically vegetables are plants, so yes. You did.
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