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Because only serious topics are discussed on this blog.

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I’m going to do something I don’t normally do here and share something personal…. so file it under ‘more than you ever needed to know about River’ and then call it a day.

When I get ready for bed, everything comes off before the pajamas go on. No sleep panties, no nighttime bra. Hell I can’t wait to rip that sucker off after wearing it all day, I’m certainly not putting on another one.

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This, as you may have guessed… was a ridiculous article.

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I am so not ordering The Penis Book from Amazon.

Uh uh.

No way.

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So there you have it.

Or don’t as the case may be.

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