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Because only serious topics are discussed on this blog.
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I’m going to do something I don’t normally do here and share something personal…. so file it under ‘more than you ever needed to know about River’ and then call it a day.
When I get ready for bed, everything comes off before the pajamas go on. No sleep panties, no nighttime bra. Hell I can’t wait to rip that sucker off after wearing it all day, I’m certainly not putting on another one.
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This, as you may have guessed… was a ridiculous article.
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I am so not ordering The Penis Book from Amazon.
Uh uh.
No way.
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So there you have it.
Or don’t as the case may be.
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Same here, just like you, probably more than you wanted to know about The Huntress…..lmao.
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We share other similarities. Might as well add that…
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I lived “commando” for most of my life, until I developed bowel problems and lost all control — not a thing I would wish on anyone, though Trump shows all the signs of bowel disease. Anyway, since then I cannot go Commando, ever. It was a hard change to make.
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Please note I’m “liking” the fact that you commented. Not the fact itself… very sorry about that.
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No problem. After 40 years I’m used to it, but I do not like it.
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Just last night, Kimmel joked that rump wears diapers but it made a,hell of a lot of sense.
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I can 98% guarantee he needs them, even if he refuses to wear them. I know the signs. He has s lot of them.
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God, I hope you’re right. What are the signs?
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That scowl on his face, for one, always wondering if his bowels are about to release before he can make it to a toilet!
But really they are hard to explain, they are just little unnoticeable things that if you have healthy bowels you will never notice. I’ve suffered from bowel disease for 40 years now, so I just see little things that are meaningless alone, but taken all together they become more meaningful. Facial expressions, body postures, how he walks or sits. All tiny things, but they add up.
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So I went through phases of commando/no commando:
Early child – Pajamas
Teens – Commando
Early Adult in the Navy – Underwear for sure! Nothing like a 3 AM fire drill with your own hose hanging out.
Adulthood after Navy – Commando all the way!
Adulthood since going full time RV Life – Sleeping shorts. You would not believe the things that happen in the middle of the night that need immediate attention in this life that you’d rather not face with you John Thomas flappin’ in the breeze.
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Thank you for that detailed chronological history.
I think…
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My pleasure,. :)
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When I opt for commando, I generally have pants nearby incase I have to run outside.
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I used to sleep nude but had to compromise down to just my drawers to make my wife happy
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Happy wife, happy life.
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I have never understood getting dressed to go to bed. I should think pj’s are the worst – For comfort I suppose floppy bits need some containment. If additional body coverings are needed for some reason then they should be loose. All the years I lived alone I never wore anything when at home – I did learn the hard way to wear an apron when cooking tho…
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Grease splatters will ruin naked cooking. No doubt about it…
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As I recall it was a pot of boiling water that got me…
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Bras to bed? I can barely get myself to wear them by day!
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Exactly! I had a neighbor who had a whole drawer full of sleeping bras.
Ugh.
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Noooooo!!!
I get angry when I see women wearing bras in bed on tv shows!!
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Well, I’m glad I don’t have worry about your privates not getting enough air!
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I know that was worrying you. Now you can rest easy…
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I know there’s no reason why I should know bu, a night-bra? Just why?
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Some women think it helps with gravity as you age….
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Oh, I’d better get some night pants then…
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I’m going to stop reading now…
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😂😂😂
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I’ve slept in the buff since I was a teenager…
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a night bra? … why am i laughing so hard at this?? … no thank you.
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Because it’s a ridiculous idea, that’s why.
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Weird timing on this post, because I don’t usually sleep commando, but last night I did. The feel of soft sheets against bare skin is pretty intoxicating.
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I love the idea of nothing, but not sure I could go completely nude. What if someone breaks in? HA!
I ditch my PJ’s before bed and sleep in my undies and a soft bra, I mean, if you were taking a poll.
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I’m a pj’s girl. With no undies or bra.
And now that we’ve got that settled… where do you stand on sleep socks?
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No socks! I live in the hottest place on earth. 🤪🤪
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Agreed.
And my climate is much colder than yours.
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