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Invisible exercise is my favorite kind! Yes, I did 100 sit ups and 75 squats… didn’t you see me?

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I saw this on my town’s Facebook page and must investigate further. There are emus in the vicinity? Why was I not informed!

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Traumatize children and ruin Easter in one easy step. Yikes!

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I’m not sure a photograph was an entirely necessary accompaniment to this headline, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

You’re welcome.

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