Random nonsense

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Invisible exercise is my favorite kind! Yes, I did 100 sit ups and 75 squats… didn’t you see me?

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I saw this on my town’s Facebook page and must investigate further. There are emus in the vicinity? Why was I not informed!

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Traumatize children and ruin Easter in one easy step. Yikes!

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I’m not sure a photograph was an entirely necessary accompaniment to this headline, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

You’re welcome.

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16 thoughts on “Random nonsense”

  1. You always have the best gift-giving ideas. We’re not all that much into Easter, just a little cheap chocolate and some jelly beans, Mister crazy-ass bunny may change all that, thank you.

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    1. As long as there are no children involved? Go for it. But you know the toddlers who receive that for Easter will grow up to be serial killers. And do we really need more of those….

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  2. Stand in a doorway. Try to push the walls apart with your arms. Release and repeat. Several times.
    Sit three feet away from the wall with your back supported by a heavy couch. Press your feet against the wall. Try to move the wall. Etc.

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  3. * Emu eggs blown out? That is emusing …
    * The bunnies look like me after binge watching My Little Pony with the grands.
    * There is one well known female politician who can shrivel up “huevos” like that …

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