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Because useless news is the very best kind.

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Incoming!

Walking outside just got a lot more interesting for Georgians.

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I assure you, I definitely do not need to do this.

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Damn it. First John Oliver beats me to Russell Crow’s jockstrap… now this. A day late and £18,000 short, that’s me.

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Imagine the bartender’s surprise when he reached for that bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.

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