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Trust me, you really can’t.

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I’m almost afraid to ask what she was letting go of…

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*Note to Travel Architect… please include this colony on your upcoming trip*

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I can attest to the veracity of this affliction.

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What can I say?

Maine winters are long.

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Of course he does.

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That.. my friends, is the very definition of useless news.

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