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Trust me, you really can’t.
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I’m almost afraid to ask what she was letting go of…
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*Note to Travel Architect… please include this colony on your upcoming trip*
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I can attest to the veracity of this affliction.
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What can I say?
Maine winters are long.
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Of course he does.
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That.. my friends, is the very definition of useless news.
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