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People often tell me my sense of humor is dark. If that’s true, then I really need to buy these.

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Tired of all those chipper little self help themed fortunes? Then get a load of these.

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Oh yeah.

I gotta get me some.

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Misfortune cookies. I love it.

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Take that you eternal optimists!

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I am so buying these.

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