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People often tell me my sense of humor is dark. If that’s true, then I really need to buy these.
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Tired of all those chipper little self help themed fortunes? Then get a load of these.
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Oh yeah.
I gotta get me some.
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Misfortune cookies. I love it.
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Take that you eternal optimists!
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I am so buying these.
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River's world..... 
Finally! Pragmatic cookies with a sensible view of life!
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Perfect the Covid era…..
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Those are definitely fun. Especially served with dinner.
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Right? I might even buy an extra box for cocktail parties. If I ever have one again that is….
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Say ‘this one is for Boo’ and open it. Can’t wait to read THAT one. Probably better and more accurate than the Chinese ones for me! lol
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Will do!
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The official sponsor of the only mostly dead Norwegian Blue Parrot Society.
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I may need to join….
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Pining for the fjords?
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Oh hell yeah, finally a “cookie” I can hand out…😈
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And they’re black. Just like our hearts…
🤣
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🖤🖤🖤🖤
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I have a dark sense of humor too – these are great! Love them.
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I’ve got to have some. Think I’ll put them in a jar on our man cave bar…
😉
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I can’t help but think they would be better if they tasted like a mouthful of ashes.
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That would be perfect.
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But would it sell? Besides the black humour (not meaning Black humour!) these cookies have to have something going for them. I like the idea of a good taste. It makes the inside even more “biting,” shall we say.
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It would sell. No one ever really eats the cookies anyway….
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I do. I Love the cookie part of fortune cookues. The paper inside, not so much.
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They do make good spitballs.
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I may be an eternal optimist, but I do like a healthy dose of sass and sarcasm, too. This is a product I can get behind.
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If Misfortune Cookies were popular when Trump was elected Pres, that might explain how such a disaster could happen. Otherwise, I can only assume that almost 63,000, 000 voters were taking STUPID pills.
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OMG. I love these; wicked funny!
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