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No one can.

But here we are…

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John Bobbit is green with envy.

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And all these years I thought it was a reusable appendage.

Who knew?

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I’d rather not, but thanks.

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I’m guessing that would be chicken.

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I know wine improves with age, but urine…?

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Those would have been some seriously disappointed builders.

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I watch The Last of Us, that’s not all the fungi could be doing.

😳

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This is impressive, considering he died almost a year and a half ago.

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But dead or not..

It’s hard to disagree.

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But if you can use it, I’m not sure I want to know.

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Admit it, we’ve all known men like this.

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I call foul.

My diet includes burgers and martinis… and I don’t look at all like that.

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Entirely… or at all?

Yikes.

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Holy Hell…

That’s a python and a half.

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After.

So everything was fine during the sex with 620 men?

😳

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It’s useless, but hopefully entertaining as well.

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Is it me…. or are those dodos wearing some very bad toupees? No wonder they went extinct.

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It could hardly be any worse.

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Narcissists are the worst.

Though ripping off their faces may be an extreme solution.

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Sounds like they found him.

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I love Cajun food and learned to cook gumbo and etouffe from Louisiana natives. But swamp rat is one pirogue too far.

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Knowing it worked is enough for me.

You want details? You’re on your own.

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Use is a relative term.

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That’s odd. Most grandmas take their secret recipes with them.

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I know, I know.

You’re all an extra large…

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Damn.

All I ever find in ours is deer poop.

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That’s Elon’s idea.

I just know it.

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Karma is a bitch.

👍

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Imagine how much crabmeat stuffing you’d need for that sucker.

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You can’t use it, but I can’t stop sharing it.

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I have no words.

😳

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I’m not sure that’s going to help with the Russian invasion, but okay.

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Proof that people will do anything to avoid buying a pizza oven.

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Months of undisturbed sleep and dramatic weight loss upon waking? I’m ready for a transfusion.

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And with 8 arms think how quickly they’ll be able to build.

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Whaaaat?

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Filets are the only steak my husband will eat and they are not inexpensive when dining out. I’d rather not pay for glue…

😡

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Because even having Covid can’t stop my nonsense news.

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Inspiration?

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Epic oops.

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Talk about multi tasking.

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Finally… a use for artificial intelligence I can get behind.

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I know why.

Australia has wombats.

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Just when I thought our species couldn’t get any stupider.

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I don’t even want to tattoo my skin…. needles in my eyes?

Hell no.

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The latest trend in ocean fashion.

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Useless is how I roll.

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It’s a public service I provide here.

You’re welcome.

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I love stupid criminals.

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Their kids, or in my case… their wives.

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Are turtles a sought after black market commodity in Canada?

How strange.

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Mother in laws.

They don’t even try to be subtle.

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Okay people, sh*t just got real.

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