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Useless, but hopefully amusing.

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Can I just say…

Ewww.

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He tasted butter from the Bronze Age?

I won’t even eat a leftover from my fridge after the first day.

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I dare them to try that with Lord Dudley Mountcatten.

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Mozart might have been a genius when it came to composing, but otherwise he sounds like a right royal ass.

https://www.historyextra.com/period/general-history/why-was-mozart-obsessed-with-poo/

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Nope.

Sorry, I don’t want to know.

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I can’t even…

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Because I’m nothing if not helpful.

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I do love a small appliance with multiple uses…

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130 years old with two girlfriends?

Props Henry. You da man.

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This could be my future.

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Proof that you can take it with you.

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As long as it is a nice wedge of dairy.

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Don’t judge. Fish may be *ssholes 200 meters down.

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Thanks, but I’d rather not.

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No one can use it and yet the headlines keep on coming.

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Makes you wonder what underwater chef is flinging pasta to test for doneness at those depths.

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Here’s the reason – the food is disgusting.

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Is she though…

Is she really?

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You go girl.

Or rather, grandma.

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And all these years I thought it was full of cheese.

Talk about disappointing.

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I’m going to be watching movies with a whole new eye now…

Damn it.

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And even if you could, you wouldn’t want to.

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No more nanas?

Say it isn’t so…

🥺

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And to think we only spent $30,000 redoing ours.

What a deal…

🥴

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I can honestly say this is s a situation I’ve never had to stress over.

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Wombats rock.

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They rock, and apparently can use their butts like rocks. You have to love that.

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Cruise ships are floating germ factories.

And what’s up with the constant gastro distress? Is Chipotles doing their catering now…

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