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Get ready for a bit of ick factor in the headlines this week.

You’ve been warned.

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I don’t care if it cuts the water bill out completely, I’m not doing it.

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Oh, holy hell. There’s a topic I never gave a second, no less first, thought.

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Jet propelled poop?

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Excuse me while I go throw up.

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It’s statements like these that make me realize how marvelously out of touch I am.

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Well isn’t that just peachy.

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Watch out gentlemen. You may like the fact she makes more money than you, but that luxury comes with a price.

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