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No one can use it, but here it is all the same.

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Can’t say I’d find that attractive, but who am I to judge?

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If you’ve watched The Last Of Us? You’ll know this does not bode well for the future of the human race.

😳

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Being a cat lover, I literally snorted at this.

🤣

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No!

Not the cheese…

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Never was a Guinea pig so aptly named.

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That was one busy little guy.

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Because it’s Monday, and that’s how we start the week around here.

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Proof there’s a little sunshine behind every dark cloud.

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Adult camp?

Hell no. I hated it as a kid and I was way more sociable then.

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Talk about an embarrassing 911 call.

Geesh.

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Oh my god, no.

My husband and I visited a nude beach in France years ago (both wearing bathing suits thank you very much) and believe me when I say it wasn’t pretty. We saw more naked grandmas and grandpas than anyone should ever see. A cruise ship of naked all you can eat buffet loving passengers? That’s the voyage of the damned right there.

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Can you guess who it is?

Answer in comments…

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I take it back, this was the most embarrassing 911 call ever.

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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that man is single.

😳

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Useless… and therefore never ending.

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I don’t know, and I honestly don’t care.

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He must have tasted like kale.

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It’s the Devil. I fail to see how she could be surprised.

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As far as I’m concerned everything about Bobby Brain Worm is gross, but this is bizarre.

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Hope he doesn’t carpool the kids.

😳

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It was only a matter of time.

And bet AI Jesus won’t open the pod bay doors either.

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Really, it’s totally useless.

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See?

Useless, as promised.

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Explain to me again why we’re so anxious to apply AI to medicine… because this doesn’t bode well.

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If you have to ask, you’ve never been to Maine.

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Even the crab world is rejecting AI.

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Damn straight.

I wouldn’t hug him either.

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Whaaaat?

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Seems a little harsh, but okay.

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Ridiculous and uninformative, that’s the goal.

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The way we’re going now?

I think I’m okay with that….

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In her defense, airline tickets are too expensive these days.

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I suppose that could come in handy.

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Like enough people won’t bad mouth you when you’re dead? Geesh.

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“ I know that’s not real bacon, Karen.”

No mystery there.

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Worst. Wedding. Ever.

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A wannabe Tik Tok influencer, for sure.

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And if you can use it?

I don’t want to know.

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Oh my.

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Sorry Wyoming, your Wind River Range is being crossed off my bucket list.

🤢

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Sells it the next day of course. Anyone who’s ever tasted it knows that.

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If this is true? My husband has a friend who will never die…

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Et tu mouse?

It seems no one is trustworthy these days.

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And we’re back…

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Good grief, how wrong could it possibly go?

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It was only a matter of time.

🥴

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I imagine it looks just like a fresh one.

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Probably tastes like one as well.

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We review everything else, why not dates?

“He arrived on time and brought flowers, but constantly talked about his ex and picked his nose when he thought I wasn’t looking. ”

One star.

⭐️

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Yowza!

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We have a man down the road who raises peacocks, should I be worried….?

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Truly.

I can’t imagine a single scenario where any of the following would be useful.

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See?

Useless.

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Does this mean we can go back to the good old days where only winning teams received trophies, because you know.. it’s a sport? By definition a competition, where someone wins and someone loses. There’s no lesson learned when everyone wins.

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That’s definitely how my husband was raised. When his father’s belt came off, they ran.

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Great.

Yet another thing I’ve probably been doing wrong.

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Power peeing?

Is this even a thing….

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Interesting.

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He’s quite a regal looking fellow.

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Exactly how bad does your underwear need to be if the cat won’t steal it?

On second thought, don’t answer that.

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From the way things are going in the U.S. right now? This isn’t news at all.

😥

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Admit it, useless is way more fun.

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The man dumped a cup of coffee.

Get a life people.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cruises are floating petri dishes.

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And isn’t is about time?

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This is something I can honestly say I’d never worried about before.

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And my husband gets aggravated if I just change my mind about going out to dinner.

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But I’m not going to think about it.

Nope.

Uh uh.

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That can’t be good.

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Not good at all.

😳

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You can’t use it, but you love it.

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I’m shocked.

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I feel you Auntie.

I really do…

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All I can say is I know it works for Marines. My guy has always been able to fall asleep in two minutes flat. Even when I’m talking…

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Say it isn’t so.

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It’s so.

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Bet they don’t put that in the tourist brochure.

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You go girl!

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